Hiatus Discussion - "You Thought This Was A One-Time Thing?" Version

Simple question this week, because I got caught up, having just finished Infinite Jest, in reading ALL THE THINGS people have said about it on the internets, and nearly forgot about making this post (and I want to keep the timing on the discussion posts as close to when there are episodes airing as possible):

Who do you ship? Do you have an OTX (the X is a variable)? Does anyone NOT love the Jayden/Antonio/Deker soap opera?

Discuss!