Meat Geeks!

I just bought some Mr Accessories the other day, but they haven't arrived yet! I need a Bad Penguin Egg today (since they will only be up today). If someone can grab me one today I will send you a Mr. Accessory as soon as mine show up (probably Monday).

Ok, so I FINALLY ascended! I am now a level 7 Sauceror under a mysticality sign.

I also won the Best Meal of My Life trophy and the Your Log Saw Something trophy. I am currently working on the Bouquet of Hippies, so if anyone has any spare herb brownies laying around let me know! ;)

Oh and I finally got Akirabeard Unghbeep, the 11-pound Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot!!!!

I acquired the following from my last 2 ascensions as a Sauceror / Marmot (Hardcore, Teetotaler) and Accordian Theif / Packrat.

Familiars:
- Claudette the Comma Chameleon

Tattoos:
- Teetotaler Path
- Sparkling Pastamancer Hardcore Class
- II Hardcore Ascension
- Sparkling Sauceror Hardcore Class
- III Hardcore Ascension
- Encephalic Ensemble

Permanent Skills:
- Advanced Saucecrafting (Hardcore)
- Gnefarious Pickpocketing

Current Total: 38 familiars, 23 trophies, 50 tattoos, 16 permanent skills (11 normal, 5 hardcore).

I acquired the following from my last 2 ascensions as a Disco Bandit / Packrat and Pastamancer / Opossum (Hardcore, Teetotaler).

Familiars:
- Maurice the Astral Badger

Trophies:
- Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy
- Your Log Saw Something That Night
- Three-Tiered Trophy

Tattoos:
- XI Ascension
- XI+ Ascension

Permanent Skill:
- Crossbow Fever
- Pastamastery (Hardcore)

Current Total: 37 familiars, 23 trophies, 44 tattoos, 14 permanent skills (10 normal, 4 hardcore).

I acquired the following from my last 2 ascensions as a Sauceror / Marmot and a Seal Clubber / Vole.

Trophies:
- Slice and Dice

Tattoos:
- IX Ascension
- X Ascension

Permanent Skill:
- Impetuous Sauciness
- Double-Fisted Skull Smashing

Current Total: 36 familiars, 20 trophies, 42 tattoos, 14 permanent skills (11 normal, 3 hardcore).

I acquired the following from my last 2 ascensions as a Sauceror / Platypus and a Turtle Tamer / Mongoose.

Familiars:
- Damien the Spooky Gravy Fairy
- Nomi the Sleazy Gravy Fairy

Trophies:
- The Ghuol Cup

Tattoos:
- VII Ascension
- VIII Ascension

Permanent Skill:
- Intrinsic Spiciness
- Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises

Current Total: 36 familiars, 19 trophies, 40 tattoos, 12 permanent skills (9 normal, 3 hardcore).

Hey, KoLers!

Since I haven't been working on ascending lately, I have decided to become a "professional" KoL collector. I am currently ranked 195th in the game for most unique items in my display case and am trying to work my way up! So if you have anything you don't want, consider me your own personal Sanford and Son. Even if it's just 15 Bloody Clown Pants, I want it! You can either send stuff directly to me or stick it in the Clan stash and let me know I can take it.

Also, if you see anything you want need in my display case let me know. If I have multiple I can probably just give it to you or if you just need it for killing the sorceress etc I can loan it to you.

I acquired the following from my last ascension as a Turtle Tamer / Wallaby. I am now a Sauceror / Platypus.

Familiars:
- Emmett the Flaming Gravy Fairy
- Santino the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
- Arthur the Spirit Hobo

Tattoos:
- I Harcore Ascension
- Boozetafarian Path
- Sparkling Hardcore Disco Bandit
- Grass Guise

Permanent Skill:
- Amphibian Sympathy

Current Total: 34 familiars, 18 trophies, 38 tattoos, 10 permanent skills (7 normal, 3 hardcore).

I survived my first Hardcore ascension and it wasn't that bad! It brought the challange back in the game for me. I killed the NS about a month ago but I wanted to get some time-consuming trophies. I'll probably try Hardcore again, but in the meantime, I went back to Softcore for my next turn as a Turtle Tamer with the sign of the Wallaby. I acquired the following from my last ascension as a Disco Bandit / Blender on the Boozetafarian path.

Familiars:
- Baldrick the Wild Hare
- Dinsdale the Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

Trophies:
- Little Boat
- Gender Bender
- Gourdcore
- 300 Pound Load
- Black Hole Terrarium

Tattoos:
- VI Normal Ascension

Permanent Skill:
- Summon Hilarious Objects (Hardcore)
- Ambidextrous Funkslinging (Hardcore)

Current Total: 31 familiars, 18 trophies, 34 tattoos, 9 permanent skills (6 normal, 3 hardcore).

HEY KoL-ers!

Since I am sick of the wiki being a pain and I really wanted something that had all of the cheat-ly-ness neatly summarized for my lazy American brain, I started the ultimate spoiler document. I haven't put all the little quests on it yet (like the Dolphin King etc) but the major ones are there (NOT the Sorceress, since that is way to complicated right now).

Please check it out and contribute any info you have on strategies and equipment!!!

PS don't read this if you don't want spoilers!

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