My parents on television:
Dad: "Judge Mathis sucks, why are you watching him?"
Mom: "I'm not watching him, you are."
Dad: "Couldn't be. I don't like him."
Mom: "Ed, you have the remote, I'm pretty sure you're watching this."
Dad: :picks up the remote: "Want me to change it?"
Mom: "No, it's okay. I kinda like him."