Inspired by Sirius' Soliloquy "To pee or not to pee..."

To credit, or not to credit--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the fandom to suffer
The pains and disgrace of blatant plagiarism
Or to take pen against a list of sources
And by crediting them praise them. To think, to write--
No more--and by a word we say to fictionalise
The bunnies, and the thousand natural plotlines
That imagination is heir to. 'Tis an obsession
Earnestly to be pursued. To write, to ship--
To ship--perchance to slash: ay, there's the rub,
For in that slash of porn wet dreams may come...

And there I got bored and went off to do something else...
Bad, I know... I'm so embarrassed at myself. I know The Bard must be rolling in his grave.