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The ideal gag gift, white elephant exchange pick, or anytime gift for the special guy in your life, it will have everyone dissolving into laughter before they even crack the spine.

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Dr. Richard Jacob holds a Ph.D. in Asian economic psychology from East Somerville University, where he also taught until 2003. He lives in Sherman, Connecticut. The Reverend Owen Thomas is an ordained Catholic priest, counselor, and author of the celebrated Frank Stryver crime novel series. He divides his time between Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Miami Beach.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Quirk Books
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 1, 2009
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ 3.2.2009
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 128 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1594743061
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1594743061
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.76 x 0.43 x 8.7 inches
  • Best Sellers Rank: #9,715 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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    4.8 out of 5 stars (4,357)

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4.8 out of 5 stars
4,357 global ratings

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Customers find the book hilarious, with one mentioning it made them cry with laughter, and appreciate it as a great gag gift. Moreover, the book offers helpful tips for coping with the condition and is enjoyable for the entire family to read. Additionally, customers report that it has saved marriages and helped them live their lives better.
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211 customers mention humor, 195 positive, 16 negative
Customers find the book hilarious, with several mentioning they started laughing as soon as they opened it, and one customer noting they had tears in their eyes while reading.
...if you're actually looking for advice this is not it, the book it's hilarious thoRead more
...I thought that it was great and funny. It has now become a topic of conversation with numerous visitors....Read more
This was the perfect stocking stuffer for my husband. So funny! All the guys love to sit around and read this while "comparing notes". Lol!!Read more
Book is very funny and worth every cent. My brother wanted it for Christmas, and this book was a huge hit....Read more
131 customers mention gift, 128 positive, 3 negative
Customers find the book makes a great gift, particularly noting it works well as a stocking stuffer and white elephant present.
...This is a great gag gift and my man laughed and got a kick out of it. He has it on his book shelf and makes sure the cover is showing lol....Read more
Great gift for the boyfriend. He got a laugh out of it and said “we need to find a place to keep this where everybody can see it.”...Read more
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Absolutely genius. This book was a perfect gift, and a riot all around. Keep this on your coffee table, it is sure to generate plenty conversation!Read more
69 customers mention informative, 64 positive, 5 negative
Customers find the book helpful and informative, providing great advice and tips for coping with the condition.
Got this book as a joke for my husband but still very informative.Read more
Hope he too finds this helpful. Sometimes life is a struggle. It's good to know that their are others going through the same thing.Read more
Very insightful and motivational!Read more
...This book is very relatable and very knowledgeable. You will get great advice from this book. I recommend buying this book.Read more
65 customers mention content, 60 positive, 5 negative
Customers find the book's content uplifting, with one mentioning how the daily affirmations and positive affirmation pages helped them cope with their struggles.
I was contemplating the worst before reading this uplifting tome from Dr. Jacob, one of the great scholars of our time....Read more
...This book was a shining light of understanding and compassion. I know now that I am not alone in my struggle for acceptance and love....Read more
...and real-world accounts contained therein are at once eye-opening, heart-breaking, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing, and soul-stirring....Read more
Truly an inspirational book for men like me, whose blessing has become a curse....Read more
49 customers mention readability, 46 positive, 3 negative
Customers find the book fun and interesting, with many noting that people enjoyed it, and one mentioning that people were taking turns reading from it.
great read and my dad found it hilarious aswell.Read more
Fun book. It takes a different point of view about big things. There are lots truth on this book.Read more
...Good read!Read more
I don't have an omg, but this book is an interesting read. Would like to see more books like this.Read more
38 customers mention value for money, 33 positive, 5 negative
Customers find the book worth buying, with one mentioning that the price is worth the attention it receives from women.
...Super hilarious! Definitely a great buy!Read more
...Send it randomly to you married friends, worth every penny!Read more
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...🙄 worth the money and is a real book, very tongue in cheek. Great for an entertaining read.Read more
35 customers mention life-changing, 35 positive, 0 negative
Customers find the book life-changing, reporting that it has saved their marriages and helped them live their lives better.
...This book changed my life and gave me the confidence to say "I AM OMG and DAMN proud of it." Thanks again.Read more
...Works like a charm this book has saved my life and my wrist muscles for the better. I recommend to anyone and everyone....Read more
The struggle has been real. This was a life saver.Read more
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33 customers mention enjoyment, 33 positive, 0 negative
Customers find the book enjoyable, with many mentioning their loved ones appreciate it, including fiancÃĐs and friends.
Got this as a funny gift for my BF. He loved it, thought it was hysterical, and now likes to have it sitting out on the counter or in the bathroom...Read more
Hilarious. Boyfriend loved it. Perfect stocking stuffer.Read more
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...He LOVES it! Not only is it hilarious because of inside jokes, but he actually enjoyed reading it and learning all of the facts in the book....Read more
Cute funny gift
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This will be a gift but the book is good quality. Love the concept. Flipped through it a bit. Full of misc tongue in cheek random stuff about huge penises. The corner of the book came slightly damaged, which is disappointing considering it's a gift, but this was due to how Amazon packed the box (a box a bit too large for the contents so things flopped around a lot in post) and not a flaw due to manufacture.
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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    😆 great gag gift
    Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026
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    Hilarious! I bought for my husband and the look on his face was priceless

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    "accidentally caught" reading
    Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2026
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    10 out of 10, makes for a great gift and for the perfect book to be "accidentally caught" reading

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Funny
    Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2025
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    Great gag gift. My mom likes to carry books everywhere she goes. I gave her this to bring to the bar for a good laugh.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Indispensable
    Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2026
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    Finally the book I needed. Thank you author for your advice.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Funny gift for a lover
    Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2025
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    Such a funny way to have some fun entertainment. I got it for my bf and he said he couldn't stop laughing.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Really helps me with the anxiety
    Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026
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    Helped me deal with my daily struggle, I read a little every night to help calm me and sleep without the anxiety, thank you for the help AAA+++

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  • 4 out of 5 stars
    Good read
    Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2025
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    Very good book to ease your mind that your not the only one with a huge penis.

    5 people found this helpful
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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Excellent gift
    Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025
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    I bought this as a gift for my husband for Christmas. It was absolutely hilarious when he opened it up and was honestly worth the money just from that reaction alone. He now reads it as we lay in bed and we cry with laughter. Definitely recommend!

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Great little well-written fun gift :)
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 22, 2019
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    It is a small book, yerh.

    It is though suprisingly "pretty" with golden writing on the front.

    I bought it thinking the idea was fun - I got much more than I expectet. The context is very well written and very very funny ^^,

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Lustiges und originelles Geschenk fÞr einen Freund!
    Reviewed in Germany on December 7, 2025
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    Ich habe dieses Buch als Geschenk fÞr einen guten Freund gekauft, und es war ein voller Erfolg. Der Humor ist großartig, die Texte sind witzig geschrieben und sorgen garantiert fÞr viele Lacher. Gleichzeitig ist das Buch Þberraschend charmant und kreativ gestaltet.

    Ein perfektes Geschenk fÞr MÃĪnner mit Sinn fÞr Humor – leicht, unterhaltsam und definitiv etwas Besonderes. Mein Freund hat sich sehr gefreut!

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
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    Reviewed in France on October 12, 2016
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    Livre sympathique, on me l'a offert il y a quelque temps et j'en ait offert une version à une autre personne.

    C'est un livre qui se veut ÃĐcrit de maniÃĻre sÃĐrieuse mais bien sur à prendre au 50eme degrÃĐs.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    ÂĄMuy divertido!
    Reviewed in Spain on May 14, 2015
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    Se lo comprÃĐ a mi pareja por hacer la gracia, pero al final resulta que es un libro super divertido. En el resumen no lo dicen, pero es una especie de libro de "autoayuda" para que aquellos con un huge penis aprendan a aceptarse y no tener vergÞenza de enseÃąÃĄrselo a la sociedad... Mucho humor, grÃĄficos, imÃĄgenes y demÃĄs para ayudar a las víctimas de este fenÃģmeno :')

    No es literatura, pero estÃĄ bien para echarse unas risas.

    Eso sí, recordad que es en inglÃĐs. No es especialmente difícil de entender, pero es un punto importante a tener en cuenta.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    A great book which really helped my husband deal with his big problem.
    Reviewed in Australia on February 5, 2026
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    Highly recommend. Good quality and advice for anyone living with this affliction.

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