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How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much
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Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hopeâalong with helpful information on
- Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
- Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
- Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
- and much, much more
Perfect for fans of irreverent comedy, novelty gift books, and deadpan satire, How to Live with a Huge Penis works equally well as a bachelor-party gift, white-elephant surprise, stocking stuffer, or coffee-table humor book.
- Hilarious parody of self-help and motivational books
- Packed with fake advice, affirmations, meditations, and mock therapy
- Funny conversation starter and novelty coffee-table book
Give the gift of emotional supportâĶ for a (totally fictional) oversized problem.
- Print length128 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherQuirk Books
- Publication dateFebruary 1, 2009
- Dimensions4.76 x 0.43 x 8.7 inches
- ISBN-101594743061
- ISBN-13978-1594743061
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- Publisher : Quirk Books
- Publication date : February 1, 2009
- Edition : 3.2.2009
- Language : English
- Print length : 128 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1594743061
- ISBN-13 : 978-1594743061
- Item Weight : 8.2 ounces
- Dimensions : 4.76 x 0.43 x 8.7 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #9,715 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Cute funny gift
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- 5 out of 5 stars
ð great gag gift
Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026Hilarious! I bought for my husband and the look on his face was priceless
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"accidentally caught" reading
Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 202610 out of 10, makes for a great gift and for the perfect book to be "accidentally caught" reading
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Funny
Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2025Great gag gift. My mom likes to carry books everywhere she goes. I gave her this to bring to the bar for a good laugh.
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Indispensable
Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2026Finally the book I needed. Thank you author for your advice.
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Funny gift for a lover
Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2025Such a funny way to have some fun entertainment. I got it for my bf and he said he couldn't stop laughing.
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Really helps me with the anxiety
Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026Helped me deal with my daily struggle, I read a little every night to help calm me and sleep without the anxiety, thank you for the help AAA+++
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Good read
Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2025Very good book to ease your mind that your not the only one with a huge penis.
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Excellent gift
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025I bought this as a gift for my husband for Christmas. It was absolutely hilarious when he opened it up and was honestly worth the money just from that reaction alone. He now reads it as we lay in bed and we cry with laughter. Definitely recommend!
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Tanja Bennison5 out of 5 starsGreat little well-written fun gift :)
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 22, 2019It is a small book, yerh.
It is though suprisingly "pretty" with golden writing on the front.
I bought it thinking the idea was fun - I got much more than I expectet. The context is very well written and very very funny ^^,
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Volodymyr Tishchenko5 out of 5 starsLustiges und originelles Geschenk fÞr einen Freund!
Reviewed in Germany on December 7, 2025Ich habe dieses Buch als Geschenk fÞr einen guten Freund gekauft, und es war ein voller Erfolg. Der Humor ist groÃartig, die Texte sind witzig geschrieben und sorgen garantiert fÞr viele Lacher. Gleichzeitig ist das Buch Þberraschend charmant und kreativ gestaltet.
Ein perfektes Geschenk fÞr MÃĪnner mit Sinn fÞr Humor â leicht, unterhaltsam und definitiv etwas Besonderes. Mein Freund hat sich sehr gefreut!
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arthur S5 out of 5 starsMarrant
Reviewed in France on October 12, 2016Livre sympathique, on me l'a offert il y a quelque temps et j'en ait offert une version à une autre personne.
C'est un livre qui se veut ÃĐcrit de maniÃĻre sÃĐrieuse mais bien sur à prendre au 50eme degrÃĐs.
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iris5 out of 5 starsÂĄMuy divertido!
Reviewed in Spain on May 14, 2015Se lo comprÃĐ a mi pareja por hacer la gracia, pero al final resulta que es un libro super divertido. En el resumen no lo dicen, pero es una especie de libro de "autoayuda" para que aquellos con un huge penis aprendan a aceptarse y no tener vergÞenza de enseÃąÃĄrselo a la sociedad... Mucho humor, grÃĄficos, imÃĄgenes y demÃĄs para ayudar a las vÃctimas de este fenÃģmeno :')
No es literatura, pero estÃĄ bien para echarse unas risas.
Eso sÃ, recordad que es en inglÃĐs. No es especialmente difÃcil de entender, pero es un punto importante a tener en cuenta.
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Kindle Customer5 out of 5 starsA great book which really helped my husband deal with his big problem.
Reviewed in Australia on February 5, 2026Highly recommend. Good quality and advice for anyone living with this affliction.
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