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At this point, it feels like it.
Basic reading comprehension is simply too much for these people, I guess.

Black-out drunk, I bet.

SOME PEOPLE NEVER EVER READ THE FAQ.

GET. GLASSES. AND. READ. THE. FAQ.

Read the main page again, slowly.

Goes against his entire character.

I swear you guys are genuinely doing this on purpose.
There won't be an Android version no matter how many times you ask or insist.
The FAQ is right there. You have eyes, use them.

Absolutely not. This is a trap.

Please read the FAQ, man.

It takes time.

...I guess, man?
If you really want to play on Mobile, I guess this is a fine enough substitute.
I would normally complain, but I admire the fact you provided concise instructions for the very act. Bravo.

Some people just never learn.

Time will tell.

Read the FAQ.

It takes time.
Only way to know how much progress has been made so far is to successfully enter the game's Discord server, or to get in their Subscribestar.

This might be the worst bait I've ever seen.
Stuff takes time. Just admit you're an impatient fool and keep it to yourself.

Why won't ANY of you fools EVER read the damn FAQ?
The answer is no. It will ALWAYS be no.
Stop trying.

you think you're SO funny.

READ THE FAQ.

We don't know yet.

Some people just NEVER read the FAQ.

Absolutely not.

Won't be happening.

Would most likely get taken down immediately.
It wont happen, quit insisting.

It takes time and care.

57 shots!

Take a shot every time you see one, trust

Gee, some people are REALLY desperate for something that was NEVER meant to be.

Read the FAQ before making a comment.

Some people just won't read the FAQ, huh?