confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: Lalalalalalala....ahem. WHAT? :: mood:: | |
Okies. So. Like, this was fun and all but someone needs to get to magicking-ing-ing-ing ---and like, um, maketh us some new clothes. Cause it's cold, kinda. And stupid human things are SO VERY CRANKY. YES. I AM TOTALLY TALKING TO YOU, CRANKY HUMAN. In other news, has anyone seen Raven and Sir Elfyhasnopantsnow? *blinkblink* OH. WAIT. THAT'S NOT FAIR. | |
confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: Um...... :: mood:: | |
It was an *accident* okay? My hand got caught in the leather strap cause I was STRETCHING and I'm uh---wearing too many gaudy rings---- ---do you not understand the concept of "accident"?? It's not like I snapped it on PURPOSE? | |
confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: ..............Dignity And The Leather Thong. :: mood:: | |
Ahahahahahahahahaha! *ahem* Okay. So the nakedness is still funny, cause hey----nakedparts are just funny. Cause they are. Really. V. hard to stop laughing/pointing/snickering. Elfshrinkage esp. amusing. Managed to get 'creative' with foliage and have made self spiffy new tutu. Too short to cover anything, really, but it looks neat with the new blue-tint, and makes mooning the hobbits way more fun! Made pope-like hat as peace offering to Boromir (yanoo for the whole rufie misunderstanding thing), but stupid man refuses to wear it. Blah bah something about holding on to last shred of dignity. ........ Let me also point out this is same human using the horn of Gondor as a codpiece. Let me repeat: Horn. Codpiece. Shred of dignity. Dude. There's a leather strap in your buttcrack, I'm pretty sure that cancels out ANY shred of "dignity", okay? /laughing fit. Gave hat to Pippin instead. Must consult bag of holding. *blink* OMGWTF????? Uh.....has...anyone seen that sparkly bag-thingie? | |
confessed by: ladygreenleaf23 | |
Holy crap. Middle Earth is COLD at night. Esp. with no clothes. Am wondering why Grabby is snickering and turning funny colors (other than blue, I mean)? ************************************** Oh. That's why. Apparently Immortal Elfy Bois not immune to, uhm...shrinkage. Must...not...laugh... | |
confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: Ooookaaaay...... :: mood:: | |
dgasjgjasdhgkjhASGkdgkjgask. *Ahem* Okay. All this nudity, is like---kinda funny and shit, but seriously. I'm like, COLD. Oh, look my toes are blue! Wheeeeeee. So. Dude. Are we ALL nekkid? Uh, help me out, here. | |
confessed by: ladygreenleaf23 :: mood:: naked | |
What. The. Fuck. Somebody has STOLEN our clothes. All of them. ... ... ... ... On the other hand...Elfy-boi's clothes are missing, too. And we're short a sleeping-thingy. Pity, that. Ahem. | |
confessed by: ladygreenleaf23 ::she says:: Further Adventures in Bathing | |
FINALLY. FINALLY got Fellowship of the Stench to bathe. Found semi-clean non-descript lake of sorts, and something vaguely resembling soap. Am not sure what substance actually WAS. It came out of Grabby's purse, and was shaped like a duck. But it lathered, and smelled...well...it smelled better than we did, at any rate. Boromir was WAY too eager to do this whole "bath" thing once he realized all bathing would be done *together*. Am wondering why he seemed so keen on being naked... Nevermind. Am not wondering. Do not want to know. Anyway. Frodo whined. As usually. I mean I know he's I think he just got all prissy so Sam would go find somewhere private for the two of them. At least it kept Sam from staring for a while. That is SO creepy. Ick. Oh. And Grabby? Blue dye is NOT colorfast. I thought *everyone* knew that. And if I hear ONE more Smurf joke, I'll tell Gimli that you were taking practice swings with his axe. You KNOW how he feels about that axe. Kthx. Elfy-boi seems to like the Biolage. His hair IS awfully shiny now, and has MUCH more body. It was getting flat. Mental note: elves v. good at scrubbing backs. Must be all that archery. Or something. At least I FINALLY feel clean again. Sort of. | |
confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: // No. NOoooooooooooo! (eep.) :: mood:: | |
Pippin is FUN! While I was So like, I had to I'm TOTALLY confused. People are so weird about answering questions and crap. When I ask "Hey---look at my left boob---is it lopsided?" how hard is it to just *answer*. Holy crap. King of Man is STILL washing. Oh---and while I'm at it---get this: Boromir? Totally something weird going on with those hobbits. He was all "I am Man of Random Weird Looks" and stuff. Also, I think I embarrassed Sam. Well, I got bored with that Nakedness is funny!! ************************* Whoa. So--like, an hour later we're still laughing and shit and then we notice that there's NO ONE HERE anymore, because they must have finished washing up, which is good---and me and Pippin are still cracking up cause we're totally wrinkled and blue, and it's WAY funny and--- WTFOMFG!!!!! ..................... Someone stole our fucking CLOTHES. | |
confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: // Afterthoughts :: mood:: | |
Okay. it's been bugging me for like, twenty minutes. *wince* On a positive side it CAN'T have been Aragorn--as aforementioned extremity is still clean-ish. Raven? You didn't see anything, did you? Raven? What the hell are you so transfixed b----- Oh. *ahem* *averts eyes* | |
confessed by: grabby_elf_lady ::she says:: // Bathtime Fun! :: mood:: | |
Blue hair dye is v. NON COLORFAST when tangled with Hobbits. Tip of Wizard's beard is blue-ish. Pool of water surrounding me is all blue too. Whee!!! ********************************** OMFG. Pippin. Has. Blue. ...parts. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! *points* ********************************** I was wrong. Bathtime is way fun! So. Have realised that with some effort and a few forced dunkings, Merry and Pippin look like they have been playing in woad. Which is wicked funny (and coincidental) as we've been re-enacting Braveheart scenes to pass the time while the whiny men of Gondor(tm) take FOREVER to wash themselves. (Have briefly explained Braveheart story to Okay. Not that I'm looking or anything --er. Nevermind. In other fascinating news, Frodo got all weird about the non-clothing issue. Something about fearing to "expose the Ring" or something. I don't even want to know what that actually *meant*, but I have a few guesses. So Boromir, the LessDirty(tm) human gets all interested in helping Frodo bathe.......privately. Blah blah blah, Sam gets all protective (it's kinda cute, actually, and it keeps him from staring.) and after much drama, the three of them go off to bathe behind this uh,leafy thing. Boromir staring at Hobbits for unusually long time. I pouted again but DOES NOBODY RESPOND TO MY CUTENESS??? So instead I shouted, "Don't drop the soap, Frodo!" and proceeded to taunt Pippin about his blue dangly parts. Ow. Laughing hurts! | |