yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
| April Fool | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| shaves your house. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| paints your cat orange. | |
| glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
| sells your car on Ebay. | |
| TPs your head. | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
O oh oh! I am such a dork... I just got KHII... (for 45$ at Cosco) and I still don't have a PS2... I am so getting one tomorrow >.<''