MEME

put your iTunes (or whatever playlist thingy you use) on shuffle and ask it the following questions. no cheating!

1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
LFO - "Every Other Time" (You think women fuck with me?)

2. Will I have a happy life?
DMB - "An' Another Thing" (So... heartbreak? I don't really know)

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Josh Kelley - "Follow You" (either my friends love me, or they all think I'm wrong)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
The Calling - "Thank You" (I'll call this one a deffinite maybe)

5. What does my wife/husband think of me?
MxPx - "The Next Big Thing"

6. How can I make myself happy?
Eve6 - "Jet Pack" (most literally, a jet pack would be uber cool, less literally, moving on?)

7. What should I do with my life?
Sublime - "Summertime" (Chill the F out apparently)

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Yellowcard - "Believe" ("Think about the love inside the strength of heart, think about the heroes saving life in the dark, climbing higher through the fire, time was running out, never knowing you weren't going to be coming home... Everything is gonna be alright, be strong, believe")

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
NIN - "The Wretched" (I'm almost afraid to interpret this one, aside from it seeming way off)

10. Will I ever have children?
Live - "OK?" (So something about raising them right or something like that?)

11. Will I die happy?
Lifehouse - "How Long" (Answer a question with a question, eh you crafty devil? Based on the lyrics, apparently forever)

12. Can you give me some good advice?
Eminem - "My Dad's Gone Crazy" (I sincerely hope this isn't true)

13. Do you know where your children are?
Incubus - "Nebula" (far far away?)

14. What do you think happiness is?
blink-182 - "Roller Coaster" (ups and downs, related to relationships)