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</td><td width="400">Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!</td>
BAM.
It's true.. I am the White Snoop Dogg of Battleboards, Kevin. =P
Smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.
-=Proceeds to sing his little diddy down the hallway=-