High School Musical - Zac & Vanessa BARE It All
So I found out about the whole nude Vanessa pictures scandal... and I must make jokes about it. :D SO I MADE MACROS. Woohoo. BUT, this is my first shot at it. xD Be gentle.
ALSO, I'd like to state for my health's sake that this is a JOKE. Do not take anything under the cut seriously. I took the details I heard from the television, which weren't many, and added, exaggerated, and falsified some details to make it humorous. :D It's PARODY. So please don't attack me. As another note, my stand on what happened to Vanessa is that yes, those pictures were intended to be a private gift, and shouldn't have been manipulated and released to the public as they were. HOWEVER, as a celebrity, Vanessa should have had the common sense to know that there was a good chance the pictures would get out. End of story. :D
We here at Colbertian have the latest breaking news on this shocking Disney scandal! Today we've procured both budding actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens and hottie boyfriend Zac Efron for exclusive interviews concerning Vanessa's nude photos!
"It's all my fault, really," Efron says, looking as though he had bitten into a rotten apple, "Those pictures were a gift to me, and I misplaced them, and they got into the wrong hands." Hudgens nods her head in agreement.
However, the head honchos of the Disney corporation apparently knew the pictures had been taken by a third party for quite sometime--even before the highly-anticipated High School Musical 2 premiere. Efron told us--exclusively--that he and Mickey Mouse, Disney's president and CEO, had a private discussion about what would happen to Hudgens' career after the photos were released on the internet. According to Hudgens, though, that Mouse is one tough guy, so whether or not she continues working for Disney is still debatable.
Later on, we questioned Zac Efron in private, and he reluctantly confessed that this isn't the first time this has happened to him. Peculiar? We think so. PLEASE, stay tuned for our exclusive segment, "Efron: the Next Celebrity Player?"
ALSO, I'd like to state for my health's sake that this is a JOKE. Do not take anything under the cut seriously. I took the details I heard from the television, which weren't many, and added, exaggerated, and falsified some details to make it humorous. :D It's PARODY. So please don't attack me. As another note, my stand on what happened to Vanessa is that yes, those pictures were intended to be a private gift, and shouldn't have been manipulated and released to the public as they were. HOWEVER, as a celebrity, Vanessa should have had the common sense to know that there was a good chance the pictures would get out. End of story. :D
We here at Colbertian have the latest breaking news on this shocking Disney scandal! Today we've procured both budding actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens and hottie boyfriend Zac Efron for exclusive interviews concerning Vanessa's nude photos!
"It's all my fault, really," Efron says, looking as though he had bitten into a rotten apple, "Those pictures were a gift to me, and I misplaced them, and they got into the wrong hands." Hudgens nods her head in agreement.
However, the head honchos of the Disney corporation apparently knew the pictures had been taken by a third party for quite sometime--even before the highly-anticipated High School Musical 2 premiere. Efron told us--exclusively--that he and Mickey Mouse, Disney's president and CEO, had a private discussion about what would happen to Hudgens' career after the photos were released on the internet. According to Hudgens, though, that Mouse is one tough guy, so whether or not she continues working for Disney is still debatable.
Later on, we questioned Zac Efron in private, and he reluctantly confessed that this isn't the first time this has happened to him. Peculiar? We think so. PLEASE, stay tuned for our exclusive segment, "Efron: the Next Celebrity Player?"
