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1. Full Name: Thomas Christopher Isaiah Nola(n) the 3rd
2. Birth date: New Year's Eve 1979
3. Sex: Genital herpes... it don't hurt
4. Cherry or Apple? Strawberries is all I ever eat
5. Single? no
6. Does size really matter? Great Ceasar's ghost
7. Favorite color? black
8. Favorite movie? Too many to chose... but some am: American Psycho, Harold & Maude, The Big Lebowski and Dead Man
9. What's better summer or winter? Winter looks better... especially in New England.
10. How old do you want to be when you die? According to Maude, 80 is perfect.
11. Car or Truck? Planes
12. Rap, Pop, or Alternative music? "If those are my only three choices then shoot the fucking stereo." mike, I third that
13. Laugh or Cry at a funeral? eat oranges
14. What's the perfect age for you? age is gay... so are you
15. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? A raccoon
16. If you killed someone would you cover it up, dispose of the body or call the cops? Eat the brains, keep a lock of the hair and play with it at the office.
17. Whats the most pain you've ever been in? possibly this weekend. But probably not.
18. Do you have a job? I guess
19. Marlboro or Newport? Cider Jacks
20. McDonalds or Burger King? John C. Reilly prefers/is proud of Burger Barn. But I pick Johhny Rocketts.
21. Obsessions? Vegetarianism, Leonard Cohen, Even Stevens
22. How often do you clean your room? I rarely clean my apartment... maybe that's why I get roaches.
23. Do you know what a jigabo is? A isgustingly crude term for a Negrocan American
24. Favorite word or phrase? "Gay". It has so many beautiful uses.
25. What do you wanna name your kids? Leonard, Violet, Moonbeam Lamb of Darkness
26. Hanson, "Hot or Not"? like, wicked
27. Favorite food? sorbet
28. Pepsi "uh huh" or Dr. pepper: Queerly Canadian maybe
29. Is vanilla Ice cool or does he still suck? Kewl Threads! Fo wah?
30. Rather eat at home or out? Out
31. Favorite cartoon? Beavis and Butthead and "Wizards"
32. Rather be a Smurf or Scooby Doo? A Feeble
33. Favorite song? "Avalanche"-L. Cohen, "You Forgot to Answer"- Nico, "The Mercy Seat"- Nick Cave/Johnny Cash
34. Ever cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
35. Say no to drugs?: what kind of fruit do you think I am?
36. Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake? Danny Bonaducci
37. If you could be reincarnated what would you come back as? a dolphin as long as I didn't get hunted
38. Got any pets? Blixa Bargeld the black cat.
39. Brownies or Cupcake? Nutritious Pie
40. Puma, A.D.I.D.A.S, or Converse? pleather dress shoes
41. Cat or Dog person? Toby and Blixa are both swell
42. Whats better Bass or guitar? Harmonium
43. Is your writing messy or neat? mucho messy
44. Where do you want to live? Providence, Montreal, New England woods, Europe
45. How many kids do you want? I have several under my bed eating gingerbread while I work
46. Habla Espanol? un pequeno, pero no tan mas como antes
47. Have you Ever ran away? once for 15 minutes or so
48. Does anyone owe you money? not much
49. Are you happy or sad right now? shut up
50. Hows school? school's for gaybos
51. What do you think you will die of? spontaneous combustion
52. Worst smell in the world? those pies they sell in the mall that aren't really pies, and they have spices... i think
53. Favorite place to go? on a plane
54. What do you want to be when you grow up? A Writer
55. How many buddies do you have on yur buddy list? 24 including Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts
56. Do you go to church? no ma'am
57. What do you do when you're bored? I'm usually bored
58. Beavis or Butt-head? Beavis
59. Spin or Rolling stones? Highlights
60. Teen or Seventeen? no
61. Ever seen a ghost? I thought I did in the woods once, but who knows
62. Do you believe in witchcraft? Stevie Craig is a Witch/Warlock supposedly.
63. Do you sleep with music on? Occasionally
64. King of the Hill or The Simpsons? The Simpsons
65. Girl Power? Jesus H. Christ, no.
66. Do men suck? everyone sucks
67. Do women suck? that's what I said, dickfor
68. Steak or Salad? salad, not decaying murdered cow muscle
69. Whats the band you hate the most? BB Mak
70. Best TV show? Even Stevens
71. Ever been cheated on? no
72. If I was a roach on a tree would you smoke me? you're gay
73. What size is your bed? full. mucho smallo
74. Favorite number(s)? pi
75. Ha ha or He he? boo hoo hoo
76. Bright or dark? Dark
77. Favorite radio station(s)? go to hell
78. Hamburger or Hot dog? veggie burger
79. If u could have $100,000,000 or love what would u want? the money, for I already am blessed with the love of Our Lord
80. Favorite Band? Right Now: The Louis Stevens Experia'nce and/or The Bad Seeds
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