New Filk: "Cthulhu Cthorus"

With apologies to Whedon, Whedon, Whedon, and Tancharoen.

EDIT 12/16: Okay, so apparently the shout out to the authors wasn't enough of a clue as to the tune. This is to the tune of "Bad Horse Chorus" from Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Cthulhu Cthorus

Cthulhu! Cthluhu! Cthluhu! Cthulhu!

He sleeps beneath the ocean ’til old gods come to reign

He placed that awful notion deep inside your brain

So give him your devotion, or he’ll drive you insane

I take that back! It isn’t true!

His devotees are crazy too.

Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu! He’s big!

He’s neither good nor evil; he’s just beyond our ken

He sleeps, but we believe he’ll one day rise again

So make you way, good people; your time is at an end

The stars are right! The tales are true!

Ph’nglwi M’glwnahf! Praise Cthulhu!