ftmichael 😮amused

Listens: The Twelve Days of Christmas in my head

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Michael: Happy Chanuka, my Jewnitarian friend.
Erik: *laughs*
Michael: Is the Chanuka bush a Jewnitarian thing?
Erik: possibly
Erik: or a tongue-in-cheek thing
Michael: Same thing, no?
Erik: who wouldn't like to be tongue-in-cheek with the chanuka bush? ; )
Michael: *snrk*
Erik: *sings* on the first day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: on the second day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: on the third day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the fourth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the fifth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP.

Erik: On the sixth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the seventh day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Seven boys a' butching
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the eighth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Eight kings a' dragging
Seven boys a' butching
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the ninth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Nine months on T
Eight kings a' dragging
Seven boys a' butching
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the tenth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Ten parents freaking,
Nine months on T
Eight kings a' dragging
Seven boys a' butching
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: On the eleventh day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Eleven pairs of boxers
Ten parents freaking,
Nine months on T
Eight kings a' dragging
Seven boys a' butching
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP

Erik: One the twelfth day of transmas, my support group gave to me --
Twelve months of passing
Eleven pairs of boxers
Ten parents freaking,
Nine months on T
Eight kings a' dragging
Seven boys a' butching
Six voices cracking
Fiiiiive awwwwkwaaard daaaates
Four crew-cuts
three used binders
two top surgeries
and a brand new packer made for STP