Buddha Rap

They say he's Jonathon Hills
The Buddha man with the plan
The wise Buddha man spreading his word from US to Japan

But, one thing his fans don't understand is how he relates to the CNN's average black anchorman

He goes off back lashing a policeman who was only doing his job
All the shit you say will only expand your ego‚ man
Learn to form a game plan‚ or Greg will come back and you gon' end up dead in a van

That same van used to pick up your younger fans‚ lock them in your basement, and serve them green peas in a can
That's sadistic
You're no wise man, you're a madman‚ treating people like they're inferior

It's no wonder your faggot ass tryna show the interior of your pants
That's disgusting, 'cause no one person wanna see your small dick
That shit's probably thinner than your average toothpick, but lemme stop here‚ I'm getting sick.....and tired

I'm sick and tired of this fool saying he knows shit 'cause the truth is he's a homosexual bitch
If I recall, gender neutrals don't exist
You're either male and female
Get your facts straight, you fucking prick

But, there's another thing I wanna know
Whatever happened to co-hosts Burke, Charlie and Joe?
It just occurred to me. They never show
It makes you wonder what Jon does behind that closed door

That's all I got