Dear Muse

Dear Muse,

Thanks for leaving me high and dry as a desert for YEARS and then suddenly BANG! BACK TO LIFE with yesterday's post of Straight On Till Morning. I get nothing for the longest time and then OMG MUST WRITE ALL THE THINGS. Smex and missing scenes and side stories and PREQUELS and bad-ass fight scenes. Just. #@(*$#*@@^*@*@. Why couldn't you have done this YEARS AGO? I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE WOMAN. Even though I obviously am. QUIT JERKING ME AROUND LIKE A YO-YO. I've been writing for pretty much 8 hours straight. Send help.

Sincerely,

GeeBee