I didn't have enough money for handcuffs

Woke up at 9, which was nice.
Then headed down to the valley of darkness (The mall) to buy stuff for my Bro.
As i was shopping i saw the wonderful Kiosk of COP-OUT.
I tried to discuss the obvious transfer from over priced alternative clothing, that they use to sell, to the now over priced yuppy poser bitch wares they now sport at the mall.
The bitch didn't agree with me.
"i think you guys sold out"
"No we are just here to cash in on the christmas commercialism at the mall"
Thats last line is word for word, but thats almost exactly what she said. She DID say
"No, My boss is all about the money" and that's unalltered bitch talk.

Oh well, I don't care.