Sod it all.

Has ANYONE fucking seen or heard from Caradoc? Do we know if he's shown up to work? Contacted his boss? Done fuck anything for a week?

FUCKING HELL WILL SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE SURE HE EVEN GOT BACK TO THE FUCKING COUNTRY?

Has fucking anyone fucking been to the hotel he was staying at? Owled it at least?

IS ANYONE EVEN FUCKING LOOKING TO MAKE SURE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM?