Man boxes own ears, falls unconscious

Robert Young, of Delaware, was found lying on the floor of his office today, having sustained a mild self-inflicted concussion. Reconstruction of the preceding events suggests that the injury was computer-related; his monitor showed signs that he had recently attempted to open a file in Wordpad using drag-and-drop, an action responsible for more than fifty percent of such injuries. An expert noted "I believe that in this case, the frustration of realizing that Wordpad's support for drag-and-drop operations is so poor as to be almost negative (indeed, it does nothing more than insert a strange icon into the current document) was aggravated by Windows' poor support. A recurring factor in many cases this year was attempting to drag items onto the taskbar; an action which completely fails to work in Windows."