Beware the Panty Pirate! (open thread)

Blackfire woke up with a yawn and began to prepare for her shower. She grabbed a pair of towels, her clothing for work, deoderant and toothpaste, but when she went to get a set of fresh underwear, she noticed something rather peculiar. Every single garment that had occupied her underwear drawer had mysteriously vanished.

Well, her roommate in this large warehouse hideout was an incredibly skillful thief, so it wasn't that hard to figure out what happened.

Knocking on Red X's door, she said, "Oh, ha HA, X. Very funny. In case you didn't notice, April Fool's happened almost a month ago. Now give me my underwear back. I've got to get ready for work."

"What the hell are you talking about?" he asked, opening the door. "I thought you raided my drawer."

"That's just....seriously screwed up," Blackfire commented, when she saw that his drawer was as barren as hers had been.

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At work, she quietly relayed the story to her co-workers. "They didn't even take the computers, the stereo, the TV....nothing of actual value. Just underwear. Who the hell does that?"


((OOC note: For starters, feel free to reply with your character reacting to panty theft, or replying to someone else's. ^^ After there are a few victims, we'll get the plot rolling. Also, a few characters will get framed for the panty theft, so hilarity shall ensue.))