hey guys, guess what i did last night...visited our good friend the old lady in her native land of KENMORE! it was neat. actually, i didn't see the old lady, but i did go drunk bowling at kenmore lanes. it was pretty exciting stuff. but we got home late, so i pooped. but what can you do? come to think of it, i really have no idea at all WHY we went to kenmore. oh well.

anyway, you know you're a fat kid if you get turned on by baking cookies. but really, aren't we all secretly fat kids on the inside? i think we are. oh man i'm deep. in fact, i'm a genius. i think that one was worth waiting for.