St. Patrick's Day Lessons:

1.)  Stay far, far away from the Baileys - that shit is ADDICTIVE.  I could drink it straight and love it, and I think it's a testament to my self-control that I haven't completely drained our small bottle that we got for hot chocolate last night. 

2.)  Send a very strongly-worded letter to whoever thought of the name Irish Car Bomb for a mixed drink. 

Srsly - that shit's offensive as hell.  If any frat-boy douches here in the US actually went over to Ireland and asked for that in a pub, they'd get their asses kicked and they'd deserve it.  That's like going to New York City and ordering a Bin Laden.