dionusia wrote in lee_wiki

Lee Poll Time! Burning Questions of 4.5

I intended to hold post-ep Lee discussions here, but...well. Circumstances seemed to conspire against it. Instead, let's have some discussion now -- kick starting it with some humorous polls.

Among the burning questions we cover: how much more Lee do we need tonight? What do you think he's been up to? And with WHOM has he been taking off his shirt?

All questions deserving of serious study, to be sure.

**Spoilers for all aired episodes.



Poll #1360985 The Leland Report: Your Conjectures, Please

How much more Lee does this next episode need?

More
3(6.0%)
Much more
3(6.0%)
Much much more (he’s running and reforming the fleet now! His awesomeness is effing relevant!)
13(26.0%)
It should open with a long montage of his daily morning routine + an extended towel scene at the very least
11(22.0%)
It would also not be out of place to see his workout routine
7(14.0%)
At this point he should conduct all Quorum business and press conferences while shirtless
13(26.0%)
Who's Lee?
0(0.0%)

What has Lee been up to off-screen?

Congratulating himself on the success of his Machiavellian plan to secure the presidency by being “so moral and good”
5(9.6%)
Donning the green sweater and going out into the fleet on a “Winning Hearts and Minds” tour
6(11.5%)
Pitching in with the goo-spackling, flying the occasional CAP, hunting down the Sons of Ares, and helping Gaius feed the starving children
5(9.6%)
Condoling with Starbuck (with some extra You’ll Never Leave Your Veggie Hubby pining on the side)
12(23.1%)
Experimenting with his coiffure again (damn that hairgel addiction)
4(7.7%)
Giving each mutineer a fair trial (sometimes spontaneously bursting into passionate speeches for the defense)
7(13.5%)
Liasing with the Cylon allies, singlehandedly reforming the government into a more representative system, making daily speeches to the press, hiding his dad’s booze, going to the Laura Roslin school of Awesome (regular fleet leader stuff)
13(25.0%)
Nothing much
0(0.0%)

What lucky person has Lee been hooking up with?

Kara (the angst only STRENGTHENS their desperate love)!
16(34.8%)
Laura (his tender confession comes JUST in time)!
4(8.7%)
Sonja the Cylon (it's a UNITY government, I tell you)!
6(13.0%)
Ellen (what, you know they always had a thing)!
1(2.2%)
His sekrit bromance Sam (though he can only give and not receive the hugs woe)!
2(4.3%)
His sekrit bromance Helo (Athena kicked him out and now they spend time in the gym)!
6(13.0%)
Head Dee!
2(4.3%)
A missing girlfriend or previously-unheard-of sudden love interest!
2(4.3%)
His only love is the PEOPLE!
7(15.2%)


Some Serious Questions will appear tomorrow, I promise. :)

Do you have alternate theories as to just what our future Civilian Leader has been doing (or who he's been doing it with)? What do you think is in store for our dear L.A.M.A.? Please, scholars, let your answers and conjectures come forth. And let's keep our fingers crossed for even more Lee, and perhaps less clothing, tonight.