So, my new life goals are as follows -

- Live in, and travel through, Europe.

- Open my own bakery.

- Rock a size 10.

I realize that becoming a baker and fitting into a size ten maay be difficult to achieve together, but I am GOING TO TRY.

SO I'm going to be posting more and I am going to try to make every post relevant to one of these goals mmk?

How does anyone in the FBI ever get any WORK done with all the SEXUAL TENSION?

Also I wish I could be in the FBI for two reasons:

A) To be paired with super hot partner, and after many life threatening adventures and global conspiracies we would realize we had TRU LUV 4 EVAH

B) When I got to a party I would bang on the door and shout "OPEN UP MOTHER FUCKER IT'S THE F-B-I!!" That would be so totally sweet. I giggle whenever I think about it.

p.s bones is on tonight CORPSE ON A PLANE guys watch it

Very thrilling last night watching the election go down - the right person won, and for a bit I was really excited

Until I found out that California had passed Prop 8, writing bigotry and intolerance into the state's constitution.

Voting Yes on 8 banned gay marriage. It's difficult to believe that this proposition actually passed - isn't California supposed to be one of the liberal states? I'm disgusted

And the churches campaigning for prop 8 were using a lot of dirty tricks - like telling people that voting 'yes' was actually supporting gay marriage. I hope that these allegations of voter fraud are looked into.

I'll tell you one thing, though, it makes me pretty proud to be a Canadian. We've already sorted all this out.

Man I can NOT sleep at ALL! I tried, I really did! But it just didn't work :(

Eventually I just gave up and went to watch some Supernatural, which is a pretty cool show eh.

Does anyone else here watch Bones? Because it is actually really super awesome... eh who am I kidding, none of you watch it :p

I really, really need a new job. And I miss my boyfriend. You know what would be cool? If I won Double Cash For Life! $2000 a week for LIFE! That would be so sweet. I'd pay off my debt, then I'd save up for a while and THEN I would go on a crazy ass year long trip around the WORLD. It would be wonderful.

...

WAIT, I wouldn't even NEED to save up! Because while I was travelling I would still be getting $2000 a week! Oh MAN consider my mind BLOWN. I'd hit up pretty much every country worth seeing, it would be super sweet. I'd take Ilya along I GUESS. (I'm kidding sweetie you know I love.) I promised him I'd go to Israel and not complain, so.

Hey did you guys know that Israel is NOT entirely desert? I didn't know that! I read up on it though and APPARENTLY it has some very green and lovely mountains and valleys and stuff! And Jerusalem still looks pretty boring, but Tel Aviv is hopping.

... I would still rather go to Venice. O Venice.

If I won cash for life I would throw a bitching party, you'd all be invited.

Oh shit. Suzanne, remind me to email you about something.

Wow, what the hell! Scully's pregnant? But how can that BE? She hasn't been abducted recently... and the aliens stole all of her ova... I know that Mulder stole one back, but he couldn't have implanted it in her without her knowledge... Whoooa what the hell!

Is it Mulder's baby? If it is, WHY didn't we get the sex scene??

If anyone's seen the X-Files, don't spoil it for me. I'm going to go borrow season 8 from my roommate RIGHT NOW!

Hooly shit! HOOOLY SHIT!

Does anyone else watch Supernatural? Because this last episode... it was like sex. BETTER THAN SEX, SERIOUSLY. Honestly I'm all shaking!

YEAH Dean got ripped to SHREDS and dragged down to HELL! I totally didn't think it was going to happen! And it did! And the demonically POSSESSED little girl who snapped her grandpa's neck and slaughtered her dog and was holding her family hostage in FEAR!

and then in the end they didn't even KILL the demon! It ended in Sammy sobbing over Dean's bloody - and I mean BLOODY he was ripped to SHREDS people - corpse!

Also, and this is cute, they sang along to Bon Jovi together.

Before Dean was dragged to hell, of course.

I don't know how they're going to get out of this one!

What makes YOU happy?

Why am I not going under water? DEAR GOD WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDER WATER

Well Ilya's gone to LA for the week (for his work) which means... Valentine's Day? Work, Eat... and go to bed early. Alone.

Although we ARE celebrating on Sunday and since he feels so guilty I'm getting a nice present so I guess I shouldn't complain, yeah?

I went to my mum's this weekend since she needed a babysitter for my little sister. Last night I cooked dinner, which turned out SO well - A leg of lamb with asparagus and roasted potatoes, yuum. And today I made a potato salad for her luncheon that she was having for my uncle's birthday. So delicious. So bad for me.

Suzanne, why do you never call me. I miss you.

I fucking love Mika, have I mentioned this?



This video makes me giggle. I mean, it doesn't stop me from wanting to lose weight, but it's still a happy video.

With bright colours. What can I say, I'm a sucker for the bright colours.

Although I don't think Mika has interest in any women... big or not...

(psst I think he's gay NOT THAT THERE"S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT)