Maylie.Mayhem

🐾 Hi, my name is Maylie — professional menace & part‑time marshmallow. I’m a 8-year‑old Thanksgiving baby (11/24, mark your calendars). I’m a chow chow mix, but honestly I’m still trying to figure out the rest of my ancestry. I might be a Meerkat but Mom says maybe a golden retriever… but let’s be real, I don’t retrieve. I supervise. I’ve been known to: • cause mayhem at any hour • emotionally traumatize opossums who dare enter my yard • sprint like a feral woodland creature • and simultaneously have severe anxiety about literally everything I hate thunderstorms and fireworks — they’re loud, rude, and disrespectful to my sensitive little ears. I love new people, especially if they give me pets… but I will bark at you like I’ve never met you the second you knock on the door. I’m dramatic, loyal, chaotic, soft, and a little confused about my own species. But hey — that’s the Maylie experience.