electroscalpel wrote in mandyism WORSHIPING MANDY

OH SURE, BANANA'S AND CAKE'S CAN MAKE SUITABLE OFFERINGS.

FOR NOVICE WORSHIPERS, THAT IS.


THROUGH NOTHING BUT RAW DETERMINATION AND AN IRON WILL, I HAVE MANAGED TO CLAIM A GOOD CHUNK OF EUROPE IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. the giant robots and flying tanks may have helped just a bit
BEHOLD! A MAP OF OUR CURRENT STATUS! BUT EVEN AS I REPORT THIS ~FABULOUS~ NEWS, WERE STILL DOMINATING THE WORLD AT A BREAK-NECK PACE!

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AH, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, I CAN ASSURE YOU! SOON, THE ENTIRE WORLD, NAY, THE UNIVERSE SHALL BELONG TO OUR LORD!

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AND I UH. I ALSO GOT YOU A CAKE.