It’s neevebrody’s birthday today.

Of course it should be celebrated! ---- Three guesses how.


John had no idea how he’d gotten into this position in the first place. It was insane.

He was flat on his back naked, legs wantonly splayed over Rodney’s thighs and so far past coherent the most he could manage was little grasping clutches at the sheet with his fingertips.

John had to lie there and just take it. Take what Rodney gave him.
Take Rodney’s big warm hands cupping his ass and lifting him up to his mouth. Take the long hot sweeps of Rodney’s tongue laving the length of John’s cock and sucking sweetly at the head. Take the soft dips of his tongue into the slit over and over again.

Had to lie there and take the way Rodney’s thumb pressed gently at his asshole like a goddamn promise.

Yes, it was insane but oh hell, was it perfect