Giant Feet!
Ms. Advice,
I have giant feet. It is really quite embarassing, and I can never find shoes in my size. AND I AM ONLY IN THE 11th GRADE! Can you please, please, please help me?
Sincerely,
Bigfoot
Dear Bigfoot,
Don't worry, my friend. According to the internet, Jesus Has Big Feet. So, if I were you, I'd start a cult...
Or pimp those babies to the foot fetishists via webcam. If you're smart, it'll pay for college.
Kisses,
Ms. Advice
I have giant feet. It is really quite embarassing, and I can never find shoes in my size. AND I AM ONLY IN THE 11th GRADE! Can you please, please, please help me?
Sincerely,
Bigfoot
Dear Bigfoot,
Don't worry, my friend. According to the internet, Jesus Has Big Feet. So, if I were you, I'd start a cult...
Or pimp those babies to the foot fetishists via webcam. If you're smart, it'll pay for college.
Kisses,
Ms. Advice
