falconrath wrote in npda

I just got finished writing a politcal semi-essay, and it left me with an odd idea.

After I submitted it, I still had the idea of Michael Moore and Ann Coulter as counterparts, and it hit me: "What if they were in a parli debate?"
Now, I'm sure you've done this sort of thing before, but with all the liberals, conservatives, and everyone in between, and all the wonderful hatred between them all now, what would they act like in a debate?

Here's my thoughts...

Resolution: Democratic Values are better morals then Republican Values
PM: Michael Moore
MG: Al Franken

LO: Sean Hannity (Bill O'reilly works fine too)
MO: Ann Coulter

What would you say would be the funniest debate among political figures like these? If you can, say what arguements would be said by who.