So, over the past year couple months, I've had some people add me as friends. Which is very exciting! Hello! *waves*

The thing is, I don't think I've actually added anybody back... I sort of fail at that. But in part, I guess it's because I don't know if you're friending me just for fic/graphics/occasional-artistic-attempts and updates (which is totally okay! I do that too!), or if you're interested in reading my blog posts or getting to know me or what have you.

ANYWAY, getting to the point of this post: If you've friended me, and would like me to friend you back, please comment on this post letting me know! I love having new friends! But if you're here for the fandomy stuff, and don't want me to add you back, that's totally okay, too, I promise. I'm just really flattered that you want to keep track of my stuff. ♥

tl;dr: Comment to be added? I should've made a post like this ages ago, I know.

ETA June 6, 2011: All non-friends now have to do the CAPTCHA thing in order to comment. I know this is annoying, but I've been getting a lot of spam comments lately.

ETA June 16, 2011: I've changed it to all commenters. The spam has only increased. Sorry if the CAPTCHA thing is annoying. :\

CAPTCHA should now be off.

ETA April 9, 2012: As of today, I am no longer adding new friends. I don't go on LiveJournal much anymore, and would like to keep it that way.

I've been working on this for a year and figured I should just finish it up and post it. I basically podficced all of my own Twilight fics (minus the RPF), because I could, and because I like podfics. This was not an egocentric decision. I didn't podfic anybody else's fics because I'm not the best reader, and came perilously close to effing up my own fics, so it's best I not touch anyone else's. Why Twilight? Because that's the only fandom I'm in where my American accent is appropriate.

There are (hopefully) two versions; the first is the podbook (m4b) edition, and the second is the mp3 edition, which is broken down into multiple tracks. The mp3 edition doesn't include Flying and Flocking, which you can instead find at that link. The podbook edition does include that whole fic, minus the author's notes track. The pairing is included in the title of each track, so you can skip what you don't like. Fics are arranged by pairing, but in the mp3 edition, you can put it on shuffle.

Some of the fics do have music, but I think they've all been credited in some way or another.

If there are any issues, please let me know, and I'll try to fix them! I'm having a little trouble especially with the upload, since they're such big files.



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Title: Never So as in that Moment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: G
Word count: 1,079
Summary: A few moments of domestic shenanigans on Christmas Eve.
Notes: For rs_small_gifts. Originally posted here.

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Well hey there. Long time no see. I got bored and recorded this in August, but didn't bother to finish editing it until last night. There's an extra twenty-minute track of notes and freetalk, which you are more than welcome to skip.

There's also two different versions: a podbook (.m4b) and four MP3 tracks.

Title: Flying and Flocking
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Rosalie/Leah
Rating: R, for strong language and mild sexuality
Length: 02:45:04
Link to text version: LJ | AO3
Summary: Rosalie does not simply move through the forest, she is a part of it, and it suits her in the strange way that it suits Leah. How two lonely, broken, wild things of the woods connect with each other and rediscover their humanity.



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Title: Sturdy Hiking Boots (and Other Warm Things)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Word count: 3,208
Summary: Sirius gives a mysterious but practical gift, and Remus tries to stay warm.
Notes: Written for rs_small_gifts five months ago. Originally posted here.

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Title: The Girl in the Woods
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella unrequited, past Edward/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: 166
Summary: Perhaps you can make her smile again / without sticks and strings to shape her form. / But she isn’t the child you used to know, / muddy and sunlit and dreaming.
Author's Notes: The kind of mood I was in today. Listen to this and this at the same time (trust me) while you read. The second link leads to the song "Þú ert sólin" by Ólafur Arnalds. The title (which honestly I didn't realize until after I wrote this) apparently means "you are the sun." Perfect, right? So combine those two links together for some extra metaphorical goodness. This started out as a drabble and morphed into a poem when I decided to add line breaks. Takes place during New Moon. I realize these author's notes are longer than the poem, shh.

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Title: Summer Quiet
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,883
Summary: Quiet summers in Jacob’s garage are never as quiet as they seem.
Author's Notes: Written for the fic exchange at theair_thesun, and originally posted here. My recipient requested the following three things: 1) “Are you afraid that I’m getting too much attention?” / “I’m afraid that I'm going to have to hurt somebody.” 2) Quembry, incriminating scene, “This isn’t what it looks like.” 3) “You will not distract me with your feminine wiles. Begone, temptress.” She also requested there be no zombie!Bella, and no Breaking Dawn. This ought to fit the bill.

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The season finale of Sherlock has got me desperately lapping up angsty and/or hopeful post-Reichenbach John/Sherlock fics. If you are experiencing a similar reaction, read this fic at once:

My Dear Watson by saeng [PG-13]
Summary is spoilery, so highlight to view: Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock's dead, and John finds himself questioning his own stability when he discovers a note taped to the bottom of his mattress, propelling him on a hunt for answers that may not exist at all.

It is perfect, and also interactive (in that there are Google Maps links to the locations, so you can explore them on your own).


Oh, hey, and because it needs saying: British TV >>>>> American TV

Also, after reading all of these fics, I will be really disappointed if in series 3, John doesn't punch Sherlock in the face immediately.