I thought I should finally update

Being called "sweetheart" has to be one of the most demeaning things ever. Which reminds me of one of the many reasons why I don't watch those birth shows on TLC - they're always saying things like "good girl!" to the moms in labor. I'd punch someone out. Seriously. How freaking patronizing.

In other news, I have a very close relationship with balsamic vinegar. I could drink that shit straight.

Question: is it creepy to take a nap with your toddler? No reason. Just asking.