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lilpoundcake posting in

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THIS COULD BE THE NIGHT

You know how this goes. There's a gym full of crepe paper, a song that comes on at the exact right second, and one person who was never supposed to matter this much. Then they smiled at you in the parking lot, and now any ordinary night could turn out to be The Night, the one you'll still be telling people about at thirty.

You don't know that yet, obviously. Right now you just know they're here, and something has to happen.

HOW TO PLAY

1. Post with your character, canon, and preferences.
2. Tag around with a prompt or roll 1-21.
3. Take the setup wherever it fits. High school not required: college, summer break, small-town adulthood, anywhere the movie logic works.

( PROMPTS )

liltuna posting in

bakerstreet

come and get me!
a meme for finding the smutty psl of your dreams

Part Tinder meme, part BYOK, part CR finder, this meme is all about putting your characters out there and telling us what you're looking for!

Give us the elevator pitch for your character, drop some links to your journal, and tell us what kind of spicy scenarios you're in search of. Interested parties can reply here or take it to DMs.

That's it. That's the meme!

FORMATTING
<center><table style="font-family: arial; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 2;"><tr><td width="260" align="center"><img src="IMG_URL_HERE" style="width: 450px; border-radius: 15px; border: 1px solid #7F7F7F; box-shadow: #8D8D8D 1px 1px 1px;"> <div style="text-align: justify; width: 400px"> <big><big>Name </big>Canon </big><hr> <B>About:</b> give us the quick and dirty! <B>Links:</b> info page, permissions, contact, etc. <B>Gen. Looking For:</b> optional. themes, pairings, etc. <details><summary>🌶️🌶️🌶️</summary><blockquote> spicy content here!</details>

sockfromarose posting in

bakerstreet

the hurt/comfort meme

( tl;dr )
( I only care about the prompts )

mirrormirrormeme posting in

bakerstreet

How We Meet

Your characters haven't met yet.

Mundane, inconvenient, dangerous, weird, or dumb luck: pick or roll to find out how the introduction happens.

( Read more... )

starterpacks posting in

bakerstreet

FALL FOR ALL

After a blazing hot summer, the weather's turning. The shops have put out their autumn decorations and the first properly cold evening has you out coatless.

It's a great time to fall in love, too. Off the record.

Or keep hating someone's guts. But festively!

There's plenty to do before winter. Festivals to visit, old friends to catch up with, pumpkins to carve, and a whole season's worth of excuses to spend time with somebody.

Until a sudden storm changes your plans. A familiar face shows up at the harvest festival, ruining the atmosphere. That person you've been avoiding? They end up spending the weekend at your place, since you do have a spare room, don't you?. Bust out an old blanket or two.

And then there's Halloween.

HOW TO PLAY

Leave your info, prefs, etc.
I doubt you need the rest of it spelled out. Let's get to fall-ing! If we need to, we'll pretend it's not just going to be ninety degrees again next week.

( THE PROMPTS )

shippingshorties posting in

bakerstreet

THE UNWRITTEN RULE

If your character ever dated somebody, there would have to be a few ground rules.

Maybe they'd insist on honesty. Maybe they'd demand that nobody touch their leftovers. The important thing is getting the other person to agree.

HOW TO PLAY

→ Post your character, canon, and one rule they'd insist on having in a relationship.
→ Other characters decide whether they could live with it. They can negotiate, object, or propose a rule of their own.
→ Let your character defend their rule or see what sort of compromise they can manage.

firstofherusername posting in

bakerstreet

Arranged Marriage

Congratulations!

You're getting married. Whether that's exciting, horrifying, politically necessary, or simply the least bad option on the table is another matter entirely.

Your parents signed the contract before either of you could walk. A monarch looked at a map and decided this seemed like a sensible way to prevent a war. Somebody inherited a title, a curse, or a kingdom with a spouse conveniently attached.

Whatever the reason, the wedding's happening.

Now comes the awkward part: figuring out what exactly to do with the person you're expected to spend the rest of your life with. You might fall in love, or you might spend the entire marriage plotting each other's untimely demise. There's plenty of room in between.

RULES

Standard meme practices apply here, as always.

( Read more... )

justformemes posting in

bakerstreet

The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

( Options — POSSIBLE TRIGGERY SUBJECT MATTER. USE OWN DISCRETION. )

memester posting in

bakerstreet

It's cozy, warm and very, very narrow; you're stuck sleeping in a single bed with someone else and have to endure/enjoy the situation until morning. Snuggle-time?

2 person, single-bed bunking

• COMMENT WITH CHARACTER/SERIES IN THE HEADER (add prefs in comments as needed)

• ROLL 1-6 ON RNG FOR A CR PROMPT

• TAG AROUND!

( Prompts )
( credit to

sockie )

meeem posting in

bakerstreet

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old-fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

thelongcon posting in

bakerstreet

Announcement: I will be away from Oct 26 - Nov 15 and will be unable to post the regular weekly round ups. If anyone would like to put something together for those weeks, feel free to reach out to the mods. Thank you.

Quick links
Rules || Mod posts || Past round ups || Problems/Concerns ( Alternative )|| Community Search (When paid account active)

Mod contact also available at

bakerstreetmods. Meme posters can tag their own posts. Additional tags can be requested.

For different versions of memes, ie shipping, smut, or gen please space them out by a week (7 days), or more.
To clarify the two week rule: repost dates are counted as fourteen days after the day a meme is posted. The posted day is not counted as part of the two weeks. ie. reposts will generally go up on the same day of the week.
Just a reminder: when linking to a meme hosted off bakerstreet to include the name of the comm explictly in the text of the meme somewhere please.

Please consider using a cut for long posts and sensitive topics.

(Quick how to here)

Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome. Check the problem thread for meme takedowns/deletions.

When linking off-comm, please remember to state the linked comm's name somewhere in the post.

Timezone check (See the time HERE)

For 2026, the third sundays of the months are:
nov 15, dec 20

TFLN posting time - for the upcoming week (October 30th, 2026) please post the meme in the afternoon timeslot, comm time.

( sunday )

( monday )

( tuesday )

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marajaded posting in

bakerstreet

HOW DO YOU
WIN THEIR HEART?

What's the trick to winning this one's heart?

Would they appreciate a proper courtship, or would flowers and fancy dinners make them uncomfortable? Perhaps you'd have better luck asking them out for coffee.

Take your best guess at what might work. You can always ask them whether you're on the right track.

HOW TO PLAY

01. Comment with your character.

02. Others suggest how somebody might win their heart. Specific suggestions are encouraged!

03. Base your advice on first impressions and IC conversation, not canon relationships.

04. Correct their assumptions, offer a few hints, or invite somebody to try their luck.

enya posting in

bakerstreet

GUESS MY REGRET

Your character has three decisions to look back on. Which one would they take back if they had the chance?

The obvious disaster isn't necessarily the answer.

HOW TO PLAY

List three decisions from your character's past, along with their canon. Decide which one they regret most.
Other characters try to identify the regret. They can ask about the circumstances before guessing.
Give them the answer, with whatever explanation your character is willing to offer.

madreen_rua posting in

bakerstreet

The Claustrophobic Horror Setting Meme

( Prompts )

From: here via

arwingyoshi

treefiddie posting in

bakerstreet

TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

( trigger warning )

grinded posting in

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smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

hemlocksock posting in

bakerstreet

The Bad Ending

The dust has settled, and nobody is coming to clean up the wreckage.

You might have been crushed under the weight of it. Or you dragged yourself across the finish line only to realize the price of victory was everything you actually cared about keeping. The heavy door swung shut, the bargain was struck, and the ink dried before you understood what you'd agreed to lose.

Select your ruin. Then figure out what you're doing with whatever's left standing.

HOW TO PLAY

Drop your character, canon, and content preferences in a comment.
You know how this ends.

( Read more... )

mirrormirrormeme posting in

bakerstreet

love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character.
other people will reply to you.
your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) send 'romantic texts.' used within each character's capacity. we realize in some cases, this is a limited scope.
have fun!

kinking posting in

bakerstreet

Breeding.

It's just like nature intended.

яυℓєѕ

Comment with your character, preferences, and the like. You'll probably want to include just what you're comfortable with, because this meme will have some out-there choices.

Also, feel free to assume any amount of aphrodisiacs as needed. There's a proper option for that, but you can combine it with any others for ease of play.

Speaking of, you'll most likely want to mention if you're cool with assumed CR and AUs.

WITH THAT SAID. Reply to others. RNG. You know the drill.

( PROMPTS )

feudalfairytales posting in

bakerstreet

the oral sex meme

• comment with your character.
• respond to others
• get down and dirty, hot and wet. spell the abc's with your tongue or recite some tongue twisters. orgasms are the name of the game, and gratuitous oral sex is the name of the game!
• post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
• have a grand ol' time

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Page Summary

lilpoundcake in bakerstreet - Night, tonight
liltuna in bakerstreet - sugar and spice 🌶️
sockfromarose in bakerstreet - H/C
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - Pleased to meet you
starterpacks in bakerstreet - Fall
shippingshorties in bakerstreet - One rule to...rule them all
firstofherusername in bakerstreet - Arranged angst
justformemes in bakerstreet - Sex Pollen
memester in bakerstreet - There was only one bed... (internal screaming intensifies)
meeem in bakerstreet - texting on a sunday
thelongcon in bakerstreet - Weekly meme round-up: Oct 18 -24, 2026
marajaded in bakerstreet - Easy mode
enya in bakerstreet - I have a few
madreen_rua in bakerstreet - What... was that noise?
treefiddie in bakerstreet - Tabooooooo
grinded in bakerstreet - Smut Picture Prompts
hemlocksock in bakerstreet - Bad end
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - Trick or treat me to some shipping texts
kinking in bakerstreet - Knock 'em up. I mean out. Knock 'em out.
feudalfairytales in bakerstreet - Oral

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