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I was bored and hyper and wrote this:
Note to self:
1. I can’t fly
2. Jumping off large objects attempting to fly = pain
3. Pain hurts
4. Jabbing at open wounds does not solve the problem
5. Wiping blood on Chester = pain
6. Never steal Joe’s toy frog or he will retaliate using daggers
7. Do not stick metal objects in electrical outlets
8. Find out why, every time you say something, everyone rolls their eyes and walk away
9. Buy a dog
10. Feed the dog
11. Bury the dog
12. Crayons do not taste like the colour they are
13. It IS impossible to lick your own elbow
14. Is also impossible to touch you right elbow with you right hand
15. Stop trying to do both
16. Cancel note no. 15. Do 13 and 14 more and in public, preferably when around Chester because he’s so easy to wind up.
17. Get Joe to join in….safety in numbers
18. Chester will yell loudly at me for being a retard no matter what the location.
19. Mike’s little beard….thing…..is very cool.
20. Grow beard like Mike’s.
21. Trim beard so I don’t end up looking like Brad.
22. Glass doors are solid no matter how much they look like air.
23. Running into glass doors to prove they aren’t solid = pain
24. Running into glass doors to prove they aren’t solid = people questioning your sanity.
25. I CAN’T FLY
26. ‘Phoenix’ is not the name of one of the Hobbits in Lord of The Rings
27. Apologise to Dave for implying that he was a Hobbit
28. Laugh at Dave because he’s so short
29. Dave runs fast when laughed at.
30. Chicken Fricassee tastes exactly the way it looks.
31. Hunt down and kill whoever created Chicken Fricassee
32. There is a reason you aren’t a vocalist
33. Dust bunnies do not mate
34. There is a reason you should not touch lava lamps
35. Burns are worse than Joe hitting you over the head with a vinyl repeatedly
36. Spongebob Squarepants is not a suitable role model
37. Find out why Chester called you ‘incompetent’
38. Find out why Mike laughed at you when you replied to Chester with ‘I am not incompetent, I could have kids whenever I feel like it.’
39. Look up incompetent.
40. Do not confuse ‘incompetent’ with ‘impotent’
41. Never be tempted to eat anything bigger than your head
42. Sleeping for eight hours rather than sixteen cannot be classed as a nap
43. Falling in rivers is bad.
44. Falling in traffic is worse.
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*le sigh* Rob is love
I was bored and hyper and wrote this:
Note to self:
1. I can’t fly
2. Jumping off large objects attempting to fly = pain
3. Pain hurts
4. Jabbing at open wounds does not solve the problem
5. Wiping blood on Chester = pain
6. Never steal Joe’s toy frog or he will retaliate using daggers
7. Do not stick metal objects in electrical outlets
8. Find out why, every time you say something, everyone rolls their eyes and walk away
9. Buy a dog
10. Feed the dog
11. Bury the dog
12. Crayons do not taste like the colour they are
13. It IS impossible to lick your own elbow
14. Is also impossible to touch you right elbow with you right hand
15. Stop trying to do both
16. Cancel note no. 15. Do 13 and 14 more and in public, preferably when around Chester because he’s so easy to wind up.
17. Get Joe to join in….safety in numbers
18. Chester will yell loudly at me for being a retard no matter what the location.
19. Mike’s little beard….thing…..is very cool.
20. Grow beard like Mike’s.
21. Trim beard so I don’t end up looking like Brad.
22. Glass doors are solid no matter how much they look like air.
23. Running into glass doors to prove they aren’t solid = pain
24. Running into glass doors to prove they aren’t solid = people questioning your sanity.
25. I CAN’T FLY
26. ‘Phoenix’ is not the name of one of the Hobbits in Lord of The Rings
27. Apologise to Dave for implying that he was a Hobbit
28. Laugh at Dave because he’s so short
29. Dave runs fast when laughed at.
30. Chicken Fricassee tastes exactly the way it looks.
31. Hunt down and kill whoever created Chicken Fricassee
32. There is a reason you aren’t a vocalist
33. Dust bunnies do not mate
34. There is a reason you should not touch lava lamps
35. Burns are worse than Joe hitting you over the head with a vinyl repeatedly
36. Spongebob Squarepants is not a suitable role model
37. Find out why Chester called you ‘incompetent’
38. Find out why Mike laughed at you when you replied to Chester with ‘I am not incompetent, I could have kids whenever I feel like it.’
39. Look up incompetent.
40. Do not confuse ‘incompetent’ with ‘impotent’
41. Never be tempted to eat anything bigger than your head
42. Sleeping for eight hours rather than sixteen cannot be classed as a nap
43. Falling in rivers is bad.
44. Falling in traffic is worse.
Pic spam!
Mmmmm
Bum!
*le sigh* Rob is love
