Start the Day with Comedy
I just got a phone call at work:
Caller: "Can I speak to Rabbi Tobin?"
Me: "Errrr...uh..."
Caller: "Did I get the wrong number?"
Me: "You got the wrong religion!"
(Turns out,
naneenoothat it was the fiance of the girl you told to call me about doing the Catholic/Jewish wedding. Hope I helped her, she doesn't go to church so it might be harder.)
Yesterday, I went to see my Grandma in the nursing home. When I got there she was doing so good; talking to other patients and not scared and chattering. She recognized me (sort of) and we had a merry old time, but she was still in pain and asked a lot if she could go home. Then my Aunt Rosemary came and we brought her back into the room and she got antsy again. Rosemary left to heat up coffee and Grandma started calling for her mother. Grandma's 82 but she sounded like she was 8 when she said, "Mother, where are you? You were such a good mother." That's where I lost it. Dammit.
On a good note, I got my new fangs from Andrew and they are super sweet, plus, I got to hang out withkymbelinawho also came over to get her fangs fixed! Or should I say, KIM. Not KIMMI. Right, Kimmi? Oh my God I don't know if I can do Kim. You'll always be Kimmi. People will say, "Do you know Kim?" and I'll say, "No, but I know a Kimmi!"
I put my new contacts in. WOW are they freaky. Now I'm excited for Friday!
PS I don't know why my fucking useless LJ puts a huge space after an LJ user name. Maybe because it sucks.
Caller: "Can I speak to Rabbi Tobin?"
Me: "Errrr...uh..."
Caller: "Did I get the wrong number?"
Me: "You got the wrong religion!"
(Turns out,
naneenoothat it was the fiance of the girl you told to call me about doing the Catholic/Jewish wedding. Hope I helped her, she doesn't go to church so it might be harder.)Yesterday, I went to see my Grandma in the nursing home. When I got there she was doing so good; talking to other patients and not scared and chattering. She recognized me (sort of) and we had a merry old time, but she was still in pain and asked a lot if she could go home. Then my Aunt Rosemary came and we brought her back into the room and she got antsy again. Rosemary left to heat up coffee and Grandma started calling for her mother. Grandma's 82 but she sounded like she was 8 when she said, "Mother, where are you? You were such a good mother." That's where I lost it. Dammit.
On a good note, I got my new fangs from Andrew and they are super sweet, plus, I got to hang out with
kymbelinawho also came over to get her fangs fixed! Or should I say, KIM. Not KIMMI. Right, Kimmi? Oh my God I don't know if I can do Kim. You'll always be Kimmi. People will say, "Do you know Kim?" and I'll say, "No, but I know a Kimmi!"I put my new contacts in. WOW are they freaky. Now I'm excited for Friday!
PS I don't know why my fucking useless LJ puts a huge space after an LJ user name. Maybe because it sucks.
