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SNL Standby Awards

These are the REAL Standby Awards. Please enjoy them & make comments afterwards.
 
CRAZIEST
Vanessa
Natalie
Carla
Andrew
Emily
 
DISTINCTIVE LAUGH
Arlene
Lisa
Emily
 
SHORTEST LINE
Hugh Laurie/Beck
Annette Bening/Gwen Stefani
Jeremy Piven/AFI
Drew Barrymore/Lily Allen
Forest Whitaker/Keith Urban
 
LONGEST LINE
Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilera
Justin Timberlake/Justin Timberlake
Jake Gyllenhaal/The Shins
Rainn Wilson/Arcade Fire
Zach Braff/Maroon 5
 
MOST ANNOYING
Andrew
Stan
Danielle-Crazy Lady who thought Christian was prejudice.
 
BIGGEST WILL FORTE FAN
Natalie
Jamie
Lauren
Kathy
 
BIGGEST BILL HADER FAN
Kelly
Jamie
 
BIGGEST JASON SUDEIKIS FAN
Zach
Kelly
Heather
Emily
Jamie
 
QUIETEST IN LINE
Kelly
Eric
Jerry
Frank
Lisa
 
MOST POPULAR
Vanessa
Heather
Natalie
Kieran
Chelsea
 
LEAST POPULAR
All the ones that kept to themselves
 
ATHLETIC
Kelly
Vanessa
Heather
Natalie
Arlene
 
FRIENDLIEST
Zach
Kelly
Vanessa
Heather
Natalie
 
BEST EYES
Zach
Kelly
Heather
Chelsea
Emily
 
CUTEST COUPLE
Zach & Kelly
Vanessa & Sam
Carla & Matt
Chelsea & Andrew
Emily & Trevor
 
ODD COUPLE
Zach & Vanessa
Kelly & Eric
Heather & Kieran
Kev & Carla
Leila & Trevor
 
BEST PERSONALITY
Heather
Natalie
Eric
Arlene
Emily
 
BIGGEST FLIRT
Kelly
Vanessa
Natalie
Carla
Sam
 
BEST SMILE
Zach
Kelly
Heather
Natalie
Christian
 
MOST VALUABLE STANDBY
Vanessa-Doing standby Thursday. Shorts when its freezing & not missing one single standby
 
LEAST VALUABLE STANDBY
Dennis & Sam. Only doing standby for a good host &/or MG.
 
NOISIEST AWARD
Kieran & his group
 
NEWBIE AWARD
Emily
Meg
Matt
Stan
Alanna
Leila
Trevor
 
BEST HUG
Zach
Vanessa
Natalie
Kieran
Lisa
 
WORST HUG
Kev
Sam
Bryan
 
BEST DANCER
Kelly
Heather
Natalie
Kieran
Carla
 
WORST DANCER
Kev
Sam
Jamie
 
WORST TRAGEDY
Kellys train was late so Kat didn't let her into the show.
 
BEST BLADDER AWARD- HOLDING IT THE LONGEST
Trevor-13 hours
 
WORST BLADDER AWARD- HOLDING IT THE LEAST
Kev- An Hour
 
DUMBEST STANDBY RULE
Not allowed to visit your friends in the standby line.
 
GOODLUCK AWARD
Natalie- Going back to New Zealand
Lauren- Going to Brown University
Krista- Going into college
Jenna- Graduated from college & going out into the real world
Trevor- Doing film work in Florida
 
MOST LIKELY TO [BE]
 
START A WEBSITE                                 RUN A MARATHON
Zach                                                       Kelly
Kelly                                                      Heather
Lisa                                                        Kieran
Lauren                                                   Lauren
 
RADIO D.J.                                           ANNOUNCER
Carla                                                   Danielle
Krista                                                  Ashley
Sam                                                    Ashley
Meg                                                    Heather
Stan                                                    Jamie
 
PEACEMAKER                                     OWN A RESTAURANT
Jamie                                                  Dennis
Mike M.                                               Chelsea
Natalie                                                Mike S.
John                                                   Dominic
Dennis                                                 Danielle
 
DO STANDUP                                      FEED THE HOMELESS
Danelle                                              Zach
Christine                                            Eric
Leila                                                  Kieran
Courtney                                           Alex
Zach                                                 Jimmy
 
STRIPPER/CHIPPENDALE                     MODEL/SEX SYMBOL
Jenna/Kev                                            Kathy/Bryan
Jamie/Christian                                    Lauren/Jim
Steph/Matt                                            Carla/Sam
Vanessa/Joey                                       Krista/Stan
Arlene/Matthew                                    Meg/Landon
 
NEXT AMERICAN IDOL                          FRIEND FOR LIFE
Danny                                                   Trevor
Frank                                                    Natalie
Neal                                                     Arlene
Lisa                                                      Kathy
Matt                                                     Jim
 
WORK FOR DISNEY                           HOMECOMING KING/QUEEN
Jim                                                   Joey/Steph
Landon                                            Matthew/Vanessa
Jamie                                              Bryan/Arlene
Louis                                               Jim/Kathy
Matt                                                 Sam/Lauren
 
RIDE MOTORCYCLE                        CLASS PRESIDENT
Kelly                                              Carla
Natalie                                           Chelsea
Arlene                                           Christian
Kathy                                             Lisa
Carla                                             Emily
 
COMEDIAN                                   DOCTOR
Emily                                           Matt
Trevor                                         Jim
Jim                                             John
John                                           Lauren
Sam                                           Christian
 
LAWYER                                   WRITE HALLMARK CARDS
Jamie                                       Kelly
Matt                                         Vanessa
Joey                                         Eric
Steph                                      Lauren
Matthew                                  Lisa
 
COUNSELOR                          ON BROADWAY
Emily                                     Mike M.
Trevor                                   Missy
Natalie                                  Kat
Arlene                                  Jimmy
Kathy                                    Jim
 
TALK SHOW HOST               START A BAND
John                                     Chelsea
Linda                                    Jenna
Danny                                  Neal
Jerry                                    Andrew
Carla                                   Sam
 
HAVE OWN SITCOM              TOUR GUIDE
Dominic                                Christine
Jamie                                   Joey
Matt                                      Alanna
Buffy                                    Trevor
Stan                                     Ashley
 
HOST/MG                             DIRECTOR
Courtney/Matthew               Missy
Ainsleigh/Kelly                    Heather
Heather/Kieran                    Linda
Jamie/Jerry                         Kev
Kathy/Mike M.                     Jenna
 
IN A MYSTERY                     DANCER
Christian                              Kelly
Jamie                                  Heather
Matt                                     Kathy
Joey                                    Lauren
Steph                                  Carla
 
CLASS CLOWN                   LEADER
Andrew                               Kieran
Sam                                    Jerry
Stan                                   Missy
Leila                                  Heather
Kelly                                  Linda
 
TEACHERS PET                 TEACHER
Kev                                    Joey
Jenna                                Steph
Christian                           Matthew
Jamie                                Vanessa
Matt                                   Arlene
 
A ZOOKEEPER                  MAYOR
Arlene                              Steph
Jamie                              Zach
Kathy                               Eric
Lisa                                 Danny
Emily                              Andrew
 
ON SNL                          TO GET BANNED
Christian                        Arlene
Lisa                               Kathy
Emily                             Carla
Heather                         Andrew
Natalie                          Sam
 
GOOD NANNY                SUCCEED LORNE
Natalie                          Trevor
Linda                            Eric
Emily                            Kieran
Leila                             Mike S.
Chelsea                        Christian
 
TAKE OVER FOR KAT              TAKE OVER FOR LOUIS
Natalie                                    Natalie
Arlene                                    Danny
Louis                                      Chelsea
Kathy                                     Christian
Emily                                      Jamie
 
INSOMNIAC                           MOST CARING
Kieran                                   Emily
Louis                                    Jamie
Carla                                    Trevor
Michael S.                            Zach
Sam                                     Vanessa
 
SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER                  WIN ON DEAL OR NO DEAL
Eric                                                              Danny
Arlene                                                         Frank
Jim                                                              Neal
John                                                           Lisa
Lauren                                                       Matt
 
GOOD NBC PAGE                                     EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Lauren                                                    Trevor
Chelsea                                                  Vanessa
Krista                                                      Natalie
Christian                                                 Arlene
Emily                                                     Heather
 
SHOUTOUTS
 
I would like to thank all of the Standby regulars, semi-regulars & friends for being there when you are needed especially during those times we couldn't be there to do standby. I would also like to thank you for all the good times & bad times in the line.
 
I would like to thank all the Newbies for trying out the Standby line for the very first time. It was very nice meeting you & I hope you guys enjoyed yourself enough to do it over again.
 
I would like to thank the Saturday Night Live cast, host & MG for all the good laughs & sometimes good music. I dont know what I would do without you guys.
 
I hope everyone who read this enjoyed the REAL standby awards. Some of the new categories are suggestions from other people.
 
 
 
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