THIS GAME KICKS SO MUCH ASS MY ASS HAS BEEN KICKED ALL THE WAY TO CHINA AND THEN BACK HOME.

That is all.

P.S. Gratuitous Harold!quote: "I felt her move earlier. It was such a beautiful moment. It was then that I realised the true meaning of those immortal words: Papa don't preach. I'm keepin' my baby. Oh. I'm gonna KEEP my baby."