The talamascan Transcript ^-^
talamasca person:After many months of digging in the Talamasca vaults, I have finally found this transcript which dates back to the 1700's in france. Here it is.
Gabrielle: * hoping that lestat doesn't ask her* @____@;;
Nickki: Dont worry, Lestat's in the bathroom constipated again =3
Gabrielle: *sniff* But what about when he comes out!
Nickki: Spray the bathroom with air freshener?
Nickki: Dammit >< I hate Thanatos, the cheap $!@&$*#&*
Wolf: Damn him walking around me in his speedo proud of the pummeling he gave me ><
Nickki: Be right back, gotta check if Lestat is done in there yet *goes and knocks on the bathroom door* Lestat?
Gabrielle: *hides behind couch*
Nickki:*Moves away from the door* Ack! That's a Super nasty smell coming out of there *cough*
Gabrielle: o_0
Lestat: Go away! You're ruining my concentration!
Nickki: but Lestat Gabrielle ate your sandwich!
Gabrielle:*hides*
Lestat: DAmmit Nickki! I said go away!
Lestat: *straining* Dammit! mom! Bring me another newspaper to read!
Gabrielle: *blushes furiously* Lestat! I told you to quit reading playboy!! *throws all Lestat's playboys in the trash*
Lestat: What did you say mom?!
Lestat: *growls and strains*
toilet: *SPLASH!*
Lestat: *is no longer constipated and is mad!*
Lestat: *kicks the door open!*
Event: *everyone is hit by the smell of the bathroom!*
Everyone: *COUGH HACK!*
someone: God! Lestat light a match!
Lestat: *shakes fist angrily at the comment*
event: Nickki was really the one to burn all Lestat's playboys
Nickki: *waves his hand in front of his face* P.U., that's a nasty smell Lestat
Lestat: Oh? And I suppose YOUR shit smells like cinnimon buns? HUH?! >_>
Nickki: ^-^;;;
Gabrielle: *goes to kitchen and takes playboys out of the trash and throws em in fireplace*
Gabrielle: *throws match in on playboys* it was cold in here.
Lestat: What's that burning smell?! >_>
Gabrielle: *makes innocent face* why i don't know
Lestat: Nickki! Are you going to let her burn YOUR Playboys like that? >_>
Nickki: but their yours Lestat
lestat: Nickki, I know they're yours >_>
gabrielle: *shows everyone the label with lestat's name and address on it*
lestat: That's because I had to order them FOR Nickki >_>
gabrielle: *angrily* then why were they under your pillow and bed!!
lestat: What were you doing in my room? >_>
nickki: searching for blackmail of course ^-^ but decided to burn your porn instead hehe......Ooops...did that slip.... >.>;;
lestat: I told you, it's not mine. And what right do you have going in my room and invade my privacy?!
nickki: *shows photograph of lestat reading porn and jerking off*
everyone: x_x
lestat: *takes the photos* Those pictures are nickki's >_>
gabrielle: thats not nickki in the picture now is it!!!
lestat: he took the pictures >_>
lestat: You need to be punished for being so naughty woman >_>
lestat: er....man.... >____>
lestat: *in the bathroom again* ....damn rotten tomatoes...
nickki: *points at the bathroom*
lestat: ARGH! *FART*
talamasca: and so we believe Lestat de lioncourt crapped his way into immortality
the end
^-^
Jen~~
Gabrielle: * hoping that lestat doesn't ask her* @____@;;
Nickki: Dont worry, Lestat's in the bathroom constipated again =3
Gabrielle: *sniff* But what about when he comes out!
Nickki: Spray the bathroom with air freshener?
Nickki: Dammit >< I hate Thanatos, the cheap $!@&$*#&*
Wolf: Damn him walking around me in his speedo proud of the pummeling he gave me ><
Nickki: Be right back, gotta check if Lestat is done in there yet *goes and knocks on the bathroom door* Lestat?
Gabrielle: *hides behind couch*
Nickki:*Moves away from the door* Ack! That's a Super nasty smell coming out of there *cough*
Gabrielle: o_0
Lestat: Go away! You're ruining my concentration!
Nickki: but Lestat Gabrielle ate your sandwich!
Gabrielle:*hides*
Lestat: DAmmit Nickki! I said go away!
Lestat: *straining* Dammit! mom! Bring me another newspaper to read!
Gabrielle: *blushes furiously* Lestat! I told you to quit reading playboy!! *throws all Lestat's playboys in the trash*
Lestat: What did you say mom?!
Lestat: *growls and strains*
toilet: *SPLASH!*
Lestat: *is no longer constipated and is mad!*
Lestat: *kicks the door open!*
Event: *everyone is hit by the smell of the bathroom!*
Everyone: *COUGH HACK!*
someone: God! Lestat light a match!
Lestat: *shakes fist angrily at the comment*
event: Nickki was really the one to burn all Lestat's playboys
Nickki: *waves his hand in front of his face* P.U., that's a nasty smell Lestat
Lestat: Oh? And I suppose YOUR shit smells like cinnimon buns? HUH?! >_>
Nickki: ^-^;;;
Gabrielle: *goes to kitchen and takes playboys out of the trash and throws em in fireplace*
Gabrielle: *throws match in on playboys* it was cold in here.
Lestat: What's that burning smell?! >_>
Gabrielle: *makes innocent face* why i don't know
Lestat: Nickki! Are you going to let her burn YOUR Playboys like that? >_>
Nickki: but their yours Lestat
lestat: Nickki, I know they're yours >_>
gabrielle: *shows everyone the label with lestat's name and address on it*
lestat: That's because I had to order them FOR Nickki >_>
gabrielle: *angrily* then why were they under your pillow and bed!!
lestat: What were you doing in my room? >_>
nickki: searching for blackmail of course ^-^ but decided to burn your porn instead hehe......Ooops...did that slip.... >.>;;
lestat: I told you, it's not mine. And what right do you have going in my room and invade my privacy?!
nickki: *shows photograph of lestat reading porn and jerking off*
everyone: x_x
lestat: *takes the photos* Those pictures are nickki's >_>
gabrielle: thats not nickki in the picture now is it!!!
lestat: he took the pictures >_>
lestat: You need to be punished for being so naughty woman >_>
lestat: er....man.... >____>
lestat: *in the bathroom again* ....damn rotten tomatoes...
nickki: *points at the bathroom*
lestat: ARGH! *FART*
talamasca: and so we believe Lestat de lioncourt crapped his way into immortality
the end
^-^
Jen~~
