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2^7 Nerd Disses: A Significant Quantity of Disrespect

4.0 out of 5 stars (42)

Dear Reader,

If you’re like us, you’ve faced trouble from bullies. For example, I was once pinned down by a young lad who repeatedly asked me why I was hitting myself, when he knew full well that I had temporarily ceded hegemony over my hands and forearms. I tried to explain it to him, but he didn’t seem to comprehend. In retrospect, I can only conclude that my explanation was not articulate enough.

To that end, I and Phil Plait have teamed up to create precisely 128 insults designed to weaken the resolve of aggressors, while educating them in their primary field of interest. Whether the person pummeling you is a student of mathematics or belles-lettres, we have the right words for the occasion.

Zach Weinersmith

PS: In the highly likely situation that the person pummeling you refuses to cease his aggression until he understands the meaning of the insult, we have also provided an appendix in which the insults are explained.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00GI25TSC
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 5, 2013
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 11.2 MB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 50 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Best Sellers Rank: #1,320,821 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.0 out of 5 stars (42)

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Always a delight...
    Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2016
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    I had the pleasure of meeting Phil Plait at a convention many years ago when I purchased his informative book, Bad Astronomy, which should be in the required curriculum of any school discipline. Keep us entertained Phil. P.S. I did have to peek in the back of the book for some of the more obscure terms from days gone by. But I actually retained more than I could have imagined. You can, contrary to popular belief, have lived in the sixties and actually have a memory of too many, yet never enough, hours spent gleaning information from scientific journals and textbooks.

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  • 3 out of 5 stars
    good
    Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2013
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    But nothing outstanding, many jokes feel forced and extremely specific, but it is a good buy considering the small cost.

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  • 2 out of 5 stars
    Not as good as I had hoped.
    Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2016
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    Despite the cool authors, a lot of the jokes were mediocre at best. Sorry guys.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    About time!
    Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2014
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    We've needed a book like this for a long time. Should have been an app instead of a book so we can use an algorithim to determine the most effective insult for a situation.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Made me laugh repeatedly. Which is the entire point ...
    Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2015
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    Made me laugh repeatedly. Which is the entire point of the book. May have been endlessly more helpful in high school. But unfortunately, my time machine is in the shop (again!).

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Yep
    Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2013
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    this is twenty words describing the small but measurable increase in my quality of life, having read this fine book.

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  • 2 out of 5 stars
    A book full of jokes most people wouldn’t get.
    Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2020
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    Have you ever been in an argument and had a stinging zinger of a remark that would have left the other party completely devastated? I’m sure plenty of socially-awkward nerds have been in this situation, which is probably why this book exists in the first place. 27 Nerd Disses is a small collection of witty comebacks that cover a variety of brainy topics. From economics to mathematics, all 128 of these insults require some amount of knowledge of their source material to get the joke they’re trying to make. Unfortunately, this book contains some knowledge at levels higher than a basic college education.

    While I understood a good majority of the nerdy references in this book, the parts of these disses that I had trouble with were the references that the uncultured masses were likely comparing these heady subjects to. This ends up being the problematic crux of this book: to get the joke, you have to know the nerdy reference and the common confusion related to its naming. A lot of the times, I completely missed the low-brow part of the joke, and the appendix that explained all the geek speak of the jokes hardly ever broached these misunderstandings.

    Furthermore, the fact that there needs to be an appendix on a book of jokes that explains them defeats the purpose of the jokes in the first place. It doesn’t help that the explanations don’t do their subject matter justice. Many of them felt like “Oh, you didn’t get this joke about some principle in physics? Well, the joke is that this is a principle in physics and not some homophone.” I’ll admit that at least a few of these disses were clever, and at least one made me laugh out loud, but overall this was probably a book that didn’t need to be written.

    A book full of jokes most people wouldn’t get, I give 2⁷ Nerd Disses 2.0 stars out of 5.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Life changing
    Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2013
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    I used to have lots of friends, but now, thanks to this great book, I don't! Now that everyone has been driven away by my mind-blowing disses, I can finally science in peace.

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  • 4 out of 5 stars
    Nice short and funny book-let
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 8, 2014
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    Short, funny if you can understand it (I could not get all of them).

    Fortunately there is an explanation part at the back.

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  • 4 out of 5 stars
    Yoh! Phil Plait in da house!
    Reviewed in Germany on November 30, 2013
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    Gewohnt flapsig und witzig kommt diese Spruchsammlung daher.

    Obwohl etwas kurz und auch teilweise mit sehr angestrengt wirkenden Sprüchen.

    Für den Preis aber vollkommen in Ordnung.

    Warnung! Wer dem Physikunterricht nicht folgen mochte/konnte, bei dem fallen die Witze flach.

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    This collection of sayings comes in flippant and funny - as I'm used to.

    Although a bit short and also with some very hard acting sayings.

    But perfectly OK for the price.

    Warning! The jokes fall flat to those who did not like/were not able to follow the physics lessons.

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  • 2 out of 5 stars
    It's just not funny
    Reviewed in Germany on July 31, 2014
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    Skip the "disses" and you have a kind of okay-ish little-pieces-of-knowledge-collection.

    The first part is just not funny at all.

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