- Hellmouth: Punch lines, Parker Style

miss_parker- November 28th, 2002
Jarod and I had managed to find Norman's hideout. A small two story home in a nice neighborhood.
"Are you sure the Brady Bunch doesn't live here?" I muttered.
Jarod barely looked up from his book. "Somehow, Miss Parker, I doubt that a fictional family actually live here."
"Sarcasm, Jarod. Look it up."
"I have. You just aren't very good at it."
"Oh screw you, lab rat." I snapped and ignored the smirk I saw on his face. We sat in the driveway next door, hidden behind a large SUV. "Have you found anything useful?"
"Not yet."
That's when I heard a blood curdling scream. Hell.
Jarod's head flew up. "Someone's inside."
"Obviously." I checked my ammo. "I'm going in."
"Not a--"
"Find something useful in that book of yours." I told him. "Call me when you have something. I'll have the phone on vibrate." He gave me a look as if to argue and I silenced him with a cold stare. "I'll work faster if I'm alone."
Jarod didn't like it. But he let out a sigh. "Be careful, Parker."
"Always am. Watch your back out here." I said, reminding him of the corpses wandering the streets. With a cold smile I made my way to the house.
******
I slipped in through the back kitchen door. The room was semi dark, with only the small light above the stove flickering off and on. I held my gun ready as I walked slowly, examining every corner.
Nothing.
I moved on to the hallway and heard the scream again. Definitely female.
Cordelia.
Mama's voice echoed faintly. Almost as if she were having a bad connection. It's this place. Something worse then Norman was here.
Hurry, sweetheart.
I snuck up the nearby stairwell quickly and froze at the top stair. The screaming had stopped.
I kept my eyes on an open doorway, and watched as a young woman stepped out. She couldn't have been much older then twenty. She was smiling as she walked across the hall to another room and shut the door behind her.
Couldn't get a better opening then that. I quickly crept down the hallway and stopped just next to the open door that she'd come from. I could hear a terrified voice.
"Cordy? Cordy please wake up..." A girl said in a harsh whisper.
I stuck my head into the room. All that was in there was a teenage girl, tied up, and Cordelia, who I recognized from W&H's files, bound and laying in a puddle of blood.
"Fuck." I whispered and stepped into the room, my gun ready. I closed the door behind me as silently as I could. I looked around and grabbed a table chair and dragged it over in front of the doorknob, just in case.
The girl stared at me in bewilderment the entire time. "Who.. who are you?" Her eyes narrowed and she tried to put on a tough facade, "If you touch us, I swear my sister is going to kick your ass."
I kneeled down to Cordelia and checked for a pulse. Still strong. "I'm.. a friend."
"Sure you are. And I'm Xander's sex kitten."
I ignored her nonsense and walked over to her and quickly untied her. She stared at me carefully. I gave her a look. "Keep staring and I'll put a bullet in you, just for the hell of it."
I stood up and she rushed over to Cordelia. She tried to shake her awake, but nothing happened. So instead the girl turned her attention back on me.
"What are you doing here?"
"Norman has been a bad boy." I replied. The girl wasn't trusting me. I didn't blame her. So I toned down the ice. "Miss Parker."
She blinked at me. "Dawn." Dawn pointed to my gun. "That won't hurt him."
I nodded. "I know. I have a.. friend.. working on that." I glanced around the room. "Any way out of here?"
"Just the door."
I frowned. She was right. There weren't even any windows in the room. Hell, the only light came from the two floor lamps in opposite corners. "Wonderful."
HE'S COMING!
"Damn it." I aimed my gun at the door, just as a furious pounding errupted behind it.
Dawn let out a shriek and tried to wake Cordelia up again.
"Miss Parker... if you wanted to play, why didn't you just ask?" Norman called from the hallway.
"I don't like your rules." I called out to him. "You aren't nearly as amusing as Lyle is."
The pounding stopped.
"Take. That. Back." He growled.
Ooh. Struck a nerve did I? I smirked. "Your jokes are not only overrated, they're unoriginal. The punchlines don't leave anything but a bad after taste."
The pounding resumed, at a more furious pace. "SHUT UP!!!! You don't know the first thing about my art! You are NOTHING!!!"
I felt a tingling sensation in my pocket, wonderful. I switched to a one hand stance and answered my phone. "What!"
Jarod's voice was a slightly welcome relief. "Parker. It's done."
"You did it?"
"Whatever was protecting him should be disabled for now. You only have a few minutes."
"That's all I need." I muttered.
The door burst open and the chair went flying to the side. Norman stood there, a furious look in his crazed eyes and that mask in his hand.
"You want a punchline, I'll give you a punchline!" He shouted at me.
He was completely delusional.
"Here's your fucking punchline." I sneered and fired.
Norman's head snapped back and he stumbled against the doorframe as blood poured out of the hole in his head. He slumped to the floor, his hand still tightly clutching the mask, and somehow.. I have no idea how.. he managed some parting words.
"Good one..."
Dawn let out a cry of joy that quickly died as another figure stepped into the doorway. The woman stared at Norman's body and shook her head.
"What a waste." She stared at me and smiled. Then she flicked her wrist at me and I felt myself hitting the wall.
"Miss Parker!" I heard Dawn cry out in fear as my vision dimmed.
The last thing I heard was Jarod's voice from my phone...
"PARKER!! Miss Parker, answer me!!!"
And then it was dark....