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Jen said "oh shit i have to get ads in... here i am loving myself forgetting about deadlines"
Unignorable is now a word
I may be getting my Puma jacket today *crosses fingers*
My dumb ass locked myself out of my house and had to break into my own house

So I thought I would post them here...

I wonder if Baby Jesus ever had colic
What if you are Mary....now your knocked up with this baby, getting shit from people you know cuz they think you whored it out. Your just lucky to have a man that is gonna believe that you got knocked up by God. Now you pop this baby out and just want to sleep. But then baby Jesus ends up having colic. You did not sign up for this. You did not agree to have a kid. (or maybe she did agree, I don't know the details...but even if he did ask her...how do you say no to God really?) You did not even get the bonus of the sex. And really how do you bring yourself to have sex ever again with God's baby in the house. They were pretty poor and it was way back in the day, so they may have just had a studio. So now God's baby is in the same room and you want to bone. Do you get sent to hell if you put Baby Jesus up for adoption?

Taking God to Court

What if Jesus was an Atheist?
There is no way Mary and Joseph could really deny there was a God. But what about Jesus? Think about it...if your mom told you that your dad was not your dad and you are really a product of immaculate conception do you commit yourself to the church or commit mom to the loony bin. Now lets say he does accept that his mom is a little wacky in an enduring type of way. Then comes puberty and the dreaded teenage years. Jesus starts to rebel and announces himself Atheist. If he continues the rest of his life Atheist does he not get into Heaven?

Well if you are lucky enough to have an awesome friend you have known sine 7th grade that sends you amazing E-mails like the following one I just got (all her E-mails she sends me really are this good) Thank you Baby Jesus for Jen!

with no expectations for a response ;p i'm just bored here wasting my life away workin for the man. i havent sent you one of my amazing emails in a while & felt you needed it.
1st things first...awesome you be comin home. when you get back we MUST go enjoy a tasty california burrito together. i have some serious addiction issues. no one is willing to support me while i go though this rough time. i hope you might consider being that person.
the 2nd thing i'd like to discuss is carne asada & lesbians. i was at a party for halloween & i was talking to this lesbian couple & i mentioned that they were cooking carne asada & asked if they liked. and they both looked at me like i was retarded & started laughing....then calmly said 'uhh yeah'. ummm is there a carne asada/lesbian thing i dont know about? is it because they look like meat curtains? i'm just wondering.
3rd...i would like to express my pissedoffness to this prop 8 thing. jfc people around poway were outta control. i fail to see the logic of standing on every street corner holding signs. like thats gunna make me change my mind. plus having your kids participate was a prime decision as well. yeah...lets start teaching our children that everyone is NOT equal at a young age. thats perfect. i'm so glad i have my child in a school system supported by asshats that dont believe everyone is equal & making them afraid of marriages that would never ever effect them. jfc. anywho, i'm sorry. i can only say that thank the baby jesus that Obama got elected. thank you baby jesus.
okay..thats it...i think.
oh wait..no its not. duuuude..my mom was cleaning out the attic & we found this box that had all my letters in it from like 8th grade & shit. it is awesome. most of them are from you. so i opened one up & it was you going off about beating some girls ass or something. ohhh mans. i cant wait to show you.
okay i'm done. bye.

Lets talk about how amazing my mom is. She text me (yeah thats right my mom knows how to text) about NO on 8. Today she texts me "did i tell u that yes on 8 signs r in rows on the roads...all over...i hope it doesnt pass...those people r really pathetic"

First my mom is so supportive of the queers
Second she uses "u" instead of "you" and "r" instead of "are" she is so hip

Side note: If you are not sure what Prop 8 is...Yes on Prop 8 would ban gay marriage in California. NO ON PROP 8 xoxo

Here I lay wishing I was sleeping. My alarm is set for 5:00am so I can get back on track and yet I can not sleep. If I stay up to late I will be no use at the gym. Now I am just trying to kill time until I can pass out. Plans and stories are not helping any tonight. Ugh

Thousands of out of state residents were bussed into Qualcom Stadium (where the Chargers play) yesterday to "pray" that Prop 8 passes, ultimately banning the right for gays to marry. They traveled here so they can ask their god to discriminate. So we answered with a 7000+ rally in Hillcrest. On November 1st 2008 we took to the streets in support of Equal Rights in California. Here is some footage.





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Click here for news report... Yes on 8 doing blackmail?

Now ask yourself, who do you know that will be voting in California this tuesday? Who can you ask to protect equal rights and stop an unprecedented act of repealing constitutional legislation in the name of discrimination? Spread the word. NO on PROP 8.

I have never seen so many people in scrubs as I have in Denver. My neighbor does her gardening in her scrubs. All these scrubs has made me realize my odd love for them. Something about them is kind of hot and due to my lack of scrubs in San Diego I am thinking I need to start hanging out in hospitals when I get back to San Diego.....mmm scrubs

maybe I am weird but I am okay with that

Here is another random post, that may turn into me using this journal again. Just relaxing around the house waiting to go to the Broncos game today and counting down until I move back to San Diego, CA. Okay thats all I really got right now. And now back to my music.

So its been a hot min since I have posted on here...over a year. I was bored at work so I thought I would log in and see whats going on. Which was fun at first, then went quickly down hill. Mainly due to other peoples blogs I did not really want to read. But as we all know we throw ourselves in the fire often.

I don't really know what the point of this post is. Maybe I will start posting again on here...maybe I will post this then not log in again for another year or two.

We will see