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I',md rewaly ftrunk nabsynthe is proper nasty stuff I got a tazi ith arun.
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[23 Feb 2006|09:19am] |
Yesterday was the day for "Hello's".
Some random guy said "Good morning?" It's kind of sad because my first reaction is "ARGH! Creepy guy... why is he speaking to anyone? Why not be anti social like the rest of Basingstokians?"
I wish it wasn't that way. But it is. Ah well.
Oh and I met a youth group and I kept making anti-Christian comments by accident.
Hanbah makes me laugh because she said, "If you have a sudden urge to musically express yourself, there is a piano in the other room."
Loooads of people I can't remember, but people were nice to me. Which is good considering how rude I am. NOT as rude as the bible study group I went to, and talked ALL over 'grace' and was completely disrespectful.
Oh well. Today I'm going to London to see a performance of Midsummers Nights Dream. I'm trying to figure out if I hate MND more than Macbeth.
Better go and spend a wonderous day with eurgh Dan Waller.
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| Please Help! |
[08 Aug 2005|12:38pm] |
I really need some help picking out some album art. Under the cut are a few designs. If you can tell me ANYTHING, even if you hate them all it would be helpful! And if you like one but it needs tweaking then say because it's possible. Also, if you want to know who I am.... www.purevolumecom/theinvisibleword . So yeah, any feedback is appreciated!
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[02 Jul 2005|07:48pm] |
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Sign up: www.live8live.com to stop people dying.
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[24 Jun 2005|07:47pm] |
.Comment To Be Added.
New series is currently under construction and will be updated shortly.
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| Captain Lacey And The Borbanx Space Crew |
[25 Apr 2005|09:52am] |
Am I just really strange for carrying on a competition idea? I know, I know... I'm killing it. The usual person who checks my stuff hasn't been online for a loooong time- so I'm sorry it's not as funny as it can be. The next one will be though- promise... although the amount of people that actually read my stuff is estimated at about 2 people who got a bit confused and were REALLY looking for ebay.
Chapter One: Right Slap Bang In The Middle Of Things.
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| My Heart Is Full |
[13 Apr 2005|08:14pm] |
Should I find it worrying that 13 year olds have had better sex than me?
You know what's really crud? The fact that every one of my characters are exactly the same... in personalities etc. Well, except for Captain Lacey. Seriously, I'm about to start writing the novel shortly.
What happens if you don't save your work, kids? It get's deleted. I'm such an idiot! This is now really crap. ARGH! Please, comment anyway.
Chapter Two
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| Ban Together, Fellow Writers... //Edit |
[11 Apr 2005|07:11pm] |
You know what I really hate?
Myself when I am an absolute arsehole. I started this rant after marking a sociology paper that my friend wrote and I got a bit carried away. The only point that really has anything to do with other LJ users, would be 4. And that was probably something that LJ did on its own. I am very, very sorry. You can write your stories how you like them. I guess this is the problem with me using this diary as my own personal one as well. Please don't get annoyed- when I start on a rant I can't stop and this was me being an idiot.
1. When people spell things wrong. Repeatedly. The odd typo is all good. Par example: Sence. It is spelt sense! and since is NOT sinse or rinse or anything like that. And what really irks me is when they get all stroppy with you when you mention it. Damn them.
2. When people can't distinguish between the similar words. Let me tell you...
There As in... over there!
Their That belongs to them. It is theirs.
They're Means: they are!
To is different from too I need to clean my teeth too. Think of too as another word for 'as well'.. or 'also'.
Two This is a number you twat!
Pair or people... pear is a fruit.
It's It is. not to be confused with Its.
Your Belonging.
You're You ARE.
3. Random capital Letters and. full Stops with No capital let.ters after them.
4. When people start with speech marks but never end them so the whole of the rest of the story is apparently read by them.
5. When people use [these] instead of (these). What the bloody hell are [these]? They are for author notes or something. Not to be used at every given opportunity when a bracket is all that is needed.
6. When words don't have apostrophes in the right places. Don't NOT dont. Think about the difference between Simon's and Simons'.
7. The lack of semi-colon's so the whole sentence just sounds stupid. It's extrememly useful, a semi colon. It joins two sentences together that you didn't want a full stop for but you CANNOT put a colon there. For example: I don't think that's useful; you are stupid. They are a cross between a comma and a hyphen.
8. Americanisms.
9. A sentence has to have not only a verb but a subject as well. I went out. That is a sentence. Went out- that is not. Unless you are imitating spontaneous speech.
10. Malapropisms. Yes- when you use the wrong word because you don't know what the right one is, so the whole sentence is completely random and strange.
11. Too many commas in a sentence! It will not make it a complex sentence if you add random commas!
12. Too many scene changes.
13. When people don't keep track of the time scale of their own piece and the inter-relationships of their characters.
And off the point...
14. When spaghetti blow-your-nose makes a mess everywhere.
15. When people tell me I'm short, like I didn't know already.
16. When my cat sits by the door then when you open the door looks at you as if you're completely mad.
17. When people don't know who Morrissey is... or can spell his name right. WORD has it on there. WORD. Two r's and two s'.
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| Some Challenge on lacey_loves_laz |
[10 Apr 2005|10:08am] |
Words to Include
- effluent (liquid regarded as waste)
- joy
- libation (pouring out of wine/alcoholic drink)
The Characters
Obviously, there needs to be some Laz/Lacey love in there, as it is the Adam/Jesse community. But anything else is fine, too.
The Guidelines
- Can be any genre
- Must take place in the summer of '01. I don't care how you do that. Even just casual mention of the date would be fine.
- Should be no longer than 2000 words. [If you want to continue it later, then by all means].
Deadline is April 10th, 2005.
Title Captain Lacey And The Borbanx Space Crew
GenreSci-Fi
Notes Haha, seriously, don’t vote for me. This is supposed to be stupid for some light entertainment. (I say that but deep down I secretly will be very hurt if I don’t win). I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Imagine this as a section from a huge novel all about the adventures of this team.
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| My Heart Is Full |
[13 Mar 2005|09:14am] |
Title: My Heart Is Full
Characters: Jesse/John/Adam
Notes: Ok, so I tried to do something slightly different, and this is part of a multi-chaptered fic. If you think that I shouldn't bother then say, or if you think I should stay away from the morbid stuff then say... :)
Chapter One
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| Duck Or Grouse pt2 |
[02 Mar 2005|05:24pm] |
Title: Duck Or Grouse?
Summary: Why are you lying on the bed scantily dressed?
Note: Sorry if this is confusing, the scene changes are supposed to be. Tell me if you think this monster should continue. Je suis desolée… I didn’t mean for it to be so bloody long so I’ve had to separate it into 2 parts, but read it as if you’re reading a giant essay.
Part 1 2
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