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What is the weirdest thing you've caught a guest doing in your house?
What is the weirdest thing you've caught a guest doing in your house?

I'll go first.

I had some people over a few years ago mostly friends, but a couple of coworkers showed up too. I went into the kitchen to grab some more drinks, and I see this guy from my office (super quiet dude, barely spoke to him before this) just standing in front of my open fridge.

I thought he was grabbing a beer, but no. He pulls out a completely raw, unpeeled yellow onion.

Before I could even say anything, he takes a massive bite out of it like it’s a damn apple. He just chews it, swallows, puts the half-eaten onion back in the crisper drawer, and shuts the door.

He turns around, makes dead eye contact with me, gives me this little nod, and just walks past me back to the living room to sit on the couch.

I swear to god I thought I was hallucinating. Nobody else saw it, and we literally never brought it up at work. To this day, I have no idea what that was about.😭😭