So, I have no life and decided to get one of these livejournal things or whatever. You know, follow the trend for once. Everybody's always telling me I should. Follow the latest trends, I mean. I used to be one of the biggest trendsetters in the school, after all...

But that was oh-so-long ago. The old Ashley Kerwin has long since shriveled up and died. Get over it.

Since, as stated before, I have no life, I will tell you about myself, just in case you're stupid enough to come here not knowing who I am.

Ashley Kerwin.

Right now you might know me as "that chick who took e" or "that poser girl" or "Craig's girlfriend" or "that girl who's friends with that cutter chick."

Any of those works for me. At this point I'm just like.. screw you, I don't care. Been that way for a while, actually. A couple of the titles that are floating around out there don't even apply to me anymore.

Whatever.

So, like I said, my name's Ashley Kerwin. Not a lot to know about me, since it seems that, lately, my entire LIFE has been floating around the halls of Degrassi. Blah. Umm.. I used to be Miss Overachiever, then I was Miss Goth, now I'm just.. Miss Original. My best friend is Ellie Nash. I still consider her my best, no matter how much we've drifted apart lately. I'm good friends with Paige Michalchuk, even though we've drifted apart, too...

OK long story short, I have no life, I have no friends (except Craig. But do boyfriends count as friends? hmm..) and basically, I'm a loser.

Screw you, I don't care, just don't bother me, and I won't bother you.

But if you choose to mess with me..

Be prepared for hell because I'm fed up with you people always being on my case. Yeah, I screwed up a few times. But, Christ, just GET OVER IT.

Jeez.

Jaded x Paradise is where you can find me, bored out of my mind. Feel free to talk to me!

~Ash