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@raphshirley

¡ungesamtkomödiewerke! (not parody)

@raphshirley
Failed actor born from a line of failed actors. Increasingly uprooted and strange. Pursuing normal functional unhappiness.
London
raphshirley.com
Joined October 2009
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    ¡ungesamtkomödiewerke! (not parody)
    @raphshirley
    May 29, 2019
    All the best ideas are wrong.
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    ¡ungesamtkomödiewerke! (not parody)
    @raphshirley
    7h
    Art cannot depict masturbation because art is masturbation.
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    ¡ungesamtkomödiewerke! (not parody)
    @raphshirley
    10h
    Instagram is like a pub that allows children to — no one is allowed to swear because they ruin everything.
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    ¡ungesamtkomödiewerke! (not parody)
    @raphshirley
    Oct 10
    Lovers don’t let each other be miserable. That is how they destroy each other.
  • @raphshirley
    ¡ungesamtkomödiewerke! (not parody)
    @raphshirley
    Oct 10
    Double atheism.