Fifty Shades of WTF

Fifty Shades of Grey WTF

Three books. THREE.
Three movies. THREE.

The Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Down Dawn madness is over (THANK YOU, LORD OF MORMONISM). The last film adaptation came out on November 2012. That's it, right? Right?!

"Wrong, bitches!"
—E. L. James

There's tons of Twilight fanfiction all over the Internet, but there's this particular piece that inexplicably stood out from the rest: Fifty Shades of Grey. Apparently, editorials still have no problem in publishing bad literature, and people still have no problem in making it popular. I do. We do. And we get to make fun of it with a vengeance.

Disclaimer: This is not a community to proclaim our love for the Fifty Shades Trilogy. If you're a fan of the books, this is not the community for you. However, we respect that you like the books (why??), and for that reason we'd appreciate it if you respected our need to bitch endlessly about them. Don't bother coming in here to give trouble—I love clicking the delete button.

Rules

1. Follow staff directives. Maintainers and moderators reserve the right to decide which posts are appropriate. We do not call anyone's attention without a reason. Sometimes these directives will be specific to the rules posted here, and other times directives will be more general.


2. Follow common decency. I'm sure you know what you can and cannot do.


3. Be respectful. Criticise the idea, but do not attack the character of the poster.


4. No hate speech. We won't tolerate posts that attack a person based on their race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, gender, sexual orientation, disability or medical condition.


5. No trolling. We know what you're doing. It won't work.


6. No double posting. This isn't a chatroom. If you forgot to add something or need to make some clarifications, please edit your post.


7. No chat-speak in here. Proclaim your love for the English language (unlike these books).


8. Use LJ-cuts. Long posts, or posts with several images warrant a LJ-cut. No specific rules for this, but remember to use them.


9. No debates. This community is not intended for lovers and haters to debate over the books and whatever comes out of them. Please find another community for that purpose.

One last thing: HAVE FUN.