[ At the moment, he's doing his best to keep it together, bottling up that rage and putting up a positively charming tone. If you listen close enough, you can probably tell he's seething below his calm exterior. He'll deal with certain things later.

For now... ]

What a charming country! To think that such a place could ever suffer a silly war. [ Oh, sarcasm. Of course they never learn. ]

And of course, there are the charming~ people~ I'm certain I'll find. Truly an honor to be working with all of you. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be!

[ A thoughtful pause. ]

Ah, we might as well get to know each other, mmmm? Let's start with introductions! My name is Kuja, and I'd be delighted to hear all about you.

[ If only. ]