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Argosy is the world's smallest mammal! Argosy likes to steal churches from nuns. Argosy's skin is blue except when it's green. Argosy was the first person to use Google. Argosy found her true calling as a table-top dancer in Luxembourg during the mid 1990s, the repercussions of which are still being felt to this day. Argosy is able to peel a banana using only her lips. Argosy was present at the grassy knoll and knows who shot JFK. She is also aware of the alien conspiracy. Argosy was the REAL inspiration for the film Velvet Goldmine, she just let Bowie and Iggy get the credit! Argosy has the world's largest collection of fruitcakes. Argosy can brew espresso with her brain. Argosy is really a sock puppet for JKR so she can explore her fancy for Draco/Hermione fanfiction! Argosy comes from Mars. Argosy is the reincarnation of Elvis. Argosy once moonlighted as the innermost wooden doll in those wooden dolls-within-dolls. Argosy has Argosy's mother in a whirl, she's not sure if Argosy is a boy or a girl. Argosy's real name is Chew Shit Fun and she is an Associate Professor at Nanyang Technological University--her resume can be seen here. Argosy is a career Hollywood homewrecker and is the real reason behind the splits of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Argosy is allergic to pollen, celery, and middle-aged balding men named Leopold. Argosy is neither animal, vegetable, nor mineral.




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