Garg! This be a sanctuary for the Skurvy Ship of Fools!
Arrgh! Ahoy there mateys! Are you tired from a hard day of looting and raping the local women and swine? Then drop your booty here at Captain's Ship of Fools Saloon! Be entertained by the most buxom of wenches, drink the finest ale, and partake in some full-hearted merrymaking!
This community be run by the finest of all captains: