Fucking Shit Up

Rules
1. Be literate. If we have any problems trying to make sense of what you say there's no point in you being here.
2. No posting nudes or porn. Keep all the pictures tasteful. I know being a bitchslut and having good taste at the same time is a bit of a challenge, but you'll have to manage it. It is possible. Any posts with offensive pictures will be removed. Repeat offenders will be banned. If you submitted an application before this rule was put in place and your application was deleted, feel free to apply again following the rule.
3. Don't make eye contact with mods.
4. We'll ban you if you piss us off.
5. All applicants must be of the age of consent in their state. We know younger bitchsluts exist, but we don't want to hear about it. It's disturbing.
6. You have to be an accepted bitchslut to post. Any posts by non bitchsluts will be deleted. Repeat offenders will be banned.

Fill out this bitchslut of an application and see if you're HAUGHT enough, BITCHY enough, and SLUTTY enough to be accepted.

Bold the questions and put this behind an lj cut or we won't even bother to read it. Being a bitchslut requires basic HTML knowledge.
Basics
1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Sex:

Slut
Virginity? Where'd you leave yours?
Just how slutty are you? I'm talking numbers.
Any STD's?
What's the highest number of boyfriends/girlfriends you've had at once?
What's your sluttiest story?

Bitch
Have you ever slapped someone? Hard? Just for looking at you in a way you didn't like?
How long are your nails?
Are you friends with the "right" people?
Have you ever stolen anything? Like your best friend's man?
Best example of you being a bitch:

Opinions:
Cheating
Stealing
Trash talking
Bitch slapping
Ugly people
Indecent exposure

Hottness:
Submit at least two pictures. One should be of you in your bitchiest, haughtest, sluttiest pose.



Mods
the_flesh Major Slut
xxthundrgrrlxx Major Hotttness
stinkydiver Major Bitch


Accepted
stinkydiver
undecided504


Rejected
liveurlife2day
__radioflyer
lp_idolatry