Dear Office Manager cum Vice-President,
Did it occur to you that having a new server installed just as we were going into final production throes on our biggest project (the one you and your husband, PublisherDude, have been working to bring to press these past three-or-more years), when PublisherDude and I were away on business might have introduced some glitches in the production process?
Also?
You
cannot ask people to work over the weekend in the holiday season on Friday of that weekend.
Also?
I know you're the vice president, but you're
not an editor. Language has changed since you went to school, commas are no longer profligately sprinkled around every modifier, compound nouns are not invariably hyphenated, and we don't capitalize nearly as frequently. Moreover, final production stages are not when we change sentences around because we think it would sound better
our way. If you would keep your hands and your pen
off the books, things would go much more quickly and we wouldn't have to consider working this weekend.
Why don't you do the books-as-in-accounting, and the chatting up of authors, and let me and the
editorial staff do the editing and production. I bet things'll work a lot better that way.
Sincerely,
Your Managing Editor